What Mormons Really Believe

They call it "America's Religion" -  the only major world religion truly native to our shores. Yet in its time and even today, Mormonism has been regarded with much the same degree of skepticism and outright dismissal as anything created by any science fiction writer. Not least of which because it does contain some elements that sound a little sci-fi.

Mormonism raises some interesting philosophical questions about the nature of humanity and free will, and the role of family and personal ethics, as well as some less laudable ideas. It's true, Mormonism's history (some of it fairly recent) is shot through with beliefs, biases, and actions many would find abhorrent today - though the same could be said about any major religious tradition. 

No matter how you see the religion itself, though, few people outside of Mormonism really understand its beliefs. Here are some facts about the faith, its fundamental beliefs and unusual practices, that will increase your understanding of this fast-growing religion.

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  • Mormon Founder Joseph Smith Produced Almost 600 Pages In Three Months
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    Mormon Founder Joseph Smith Produced Almost 600 Pages In Three Months

    Mormonism was founded by Joseph Smith, who says he had a vision instructing him to produce The Book of Mormon. Smith claims that the angel Moroni led him to golden plates covered in a mysterious form of Egyptian writing and buried in a hillside in New York. The angel instructed him to translate these plates into English, creating The Book of Mormon. Whether he was composing or translating, Smith produced a 584-page book in about three months of 1829. 

    The Book of Mormon tells the story of the Nephites, a group of Israelites who settled the ancient Americas along with three other groups (the Lamanites, Jaredites, and Mulekites). The book then tells of a conflict between the Nephites and Lamanites.

    Modern Mormons consider Smith to be a prophet.

  • White Mormons Have Been In The Americas Since 600 BC
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    White Mormons Have Been In The Americas Since 600 BC

    According to Mormonism, America was settled by four early groups: the Nephites, Lamanites, Jaredites, and Mulekites. Nephites are white Europeans, Jaredites might be the Aztecs or Toltec peoples, and Lamanites are Native Americans. The Lamanites (Native Americans) were reportedly a lost tribe of Israel, wicked and dark-skinned. These groups arrived in the Americans around 600 BC. (Archaeologists generally agree Native Americans have been here at least 10,000 years).

    Lamanites and Nephites existed somewhat peacefully for a while, until a great war happened about 230 A.D. The white Nephites wiped out most of the Lamanites using technology and weapons commonly attributed to the Roman Empire. This includes chariots, bronze swords, and armor - none of which have ever been discovered in the Americas. And for good reason: North America is almost completely devoid of accessible tin, the crucial ingredient in bronze alloy. 

  • God Lives On A Planet Orbiting The Star Kolob
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    God Lives On A Planet Orbiting The Star Kolob

    According to Mormon belief, the god of Abraham was a real, physical person from a distant planet circling a star called Kolob. As all-powerful king of the planet, he engaged in "celestial sex," and had tons of kids. You've likely heard of two of them; but in fact, even these celestial deities aren't substantially different from any human, apart from the fact that they happen to be older and they inherited their planets earlier. 
  • Jesus Was Satan's Brother
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    Jesus Was Satan's Brother

    Both Jesus and Satan were products of Yahweh's endless celestial sex - a term which does actually appear in Mormon literature. The two began as friends, but had a falling out over a philosophical debate (more on that in another section). Jesus, despite being technically a demigod like Hercules or Achilles, is no more or less a "child" of Yahweh than any angel - and that includes Satan.

  • Satan Wanted Humans To Live In An Egalitarian Paradise
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    Satan Wanted Humans To Live In An Egalitarian Paradise

    Jesus and Satan's falling out started when Yahweh convened a council to decide what to do with the people of Earth. Satan wanted them to be created perfect (Mormon), so they would all inherit planets and become gods. Jesus wanted humans to have free will, so they could choose perfection or imperfection for themselves. When Yahweh decided to go with Jesus's plan, Satan rebelled and turned against both of them.

    Whether you believe the dogma or not, this is one of the more fascinating philosophical debates raised by Mormonism. Was Jesus right to effectively sentence 99.99999% of humanity to death, but give them free will? Or was Satan right to want the guaranteed best for humans? Would you give up 80 years or so of free will to gain paradise forever? It's an interesting question, to be sure. 

  • All Good Mormons Become Gods
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    All Good Mormons Become Gods

    Mormons have a very specific idea about Paradise. Jews and Christians in general have a pretty hazy idea about what exactly happens in the afterlife. But Mormonism definitively states that believers inherit an entire planet to rule as a god. Of course it's a little more complicated than that - but this particular, fascinating belief of Mormons really sets the religion apart from most. While most religions promise only a reprieve from God's wrath, Mormonism appeals specifically to those who want to BE gods themselves. They have the power to create worlds and people, and are as omnipotent and omniscient as Yahweh himself.