2016 election What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Whether you're thrilled or terrified, vote up the things you'll do immediately if Donald Trump wins the 2016 election.

The results of the 2016 election are looming. The moon is blood red and the flutter of bat wings is deafening. This can only mean one thing: Donald Trump might win. If that’s true, what will you do when Donald Trump wins the election? Are you the kind of person that swears you’re going to move to Canada if the votes don’t turn out how you hoped? Or are you going to stick around and try to make a difference in local politics? Or will you be straight up celebrating as your candidate manages an unprecedented comeback? How will you celebrate? Whether you'd be psyched or you can’t even imagine America with a man like Donald Trump as President, you still have to wake up in the morning and do something.

It’s a question that everyone that’s slightly left of the alt-right is asking themselves, “What will you do if Donald Trump is President?” A lot of people have said that they’re leaving the country, which is shortsighted. How can you get anything accomplished when you pack up your clothes and bail at the first sign of trouble? Some people will probably be happy that there’s finally an orange man in the White House for the first time, while others will simply give up. But what are you going to do?

Vote up the things you’ll do immediately if Donald Trump wins the election. 

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Go About Your Life Like Nothin... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Go About Your Life Like Nothing Happened

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Get on with Making America Gre... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Get on with Making America Great Again

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154 120
Begin Training for Life in a P... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Begin Training for Life in a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

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Make a List of Non-Political T... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Make a List of Non-Political Topics to Discuss During Thanksgiving Dinner

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Become More Active in Local Po... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Become More Active in Local Politics

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Stockpile Dry Goods is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Stockpile Dry Goods

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Comfort Yourself with Sweets B... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Comfort Yourself with Sweets Because Why Not at This Point?

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Assume the Fetal Position for ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Assume the Fetal Position for as Long as Necessary

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Take Naps to Pass the Next Fou... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Take Naps to Pass the Next Four Years Faster

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Move to Canada is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Move to Canada

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84 107
Pop Some Champagne or Crack Op... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Pop Some Champagne or Crack Open a Celebratory Beer

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Buy the Biggest American Flag ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Buy the Biggest American Flag You Can Find

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Refuse to Acknowledge the Outc... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Refuse to Acknowledge the Outcome as Legitimate

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Move Your Family to a Self Sus... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Move Your Family to a Self Sustaining Farm in the Middle of Nowhere

Why Does Donald Trump Keep Sniffing at the Debates?

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69 93
Start Supporting a Surefire 20... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Start Supporting a Surefire 2020 Candidate

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Weep Uncontrollably is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Weep Uncontrollably

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High Five Everyone You Know is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
High Five Everyone You Know

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Slowly Transform Into a Shadow... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Slowly Transform Into a Shadow and Recede Into the Darkness

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Apply for Swiss Citizenship is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Apply for Swiss Citizenship

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Take to the Streets for Peacef... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Take to the Streets for Peaceful Public Protest

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Gloat to Your Vanquished Twitt... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Gloat to Your Vanquished Twitter Enemies

39 Ways to Repel a Potential Girlfriend

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Abandon American Politics Alto... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Abandon American Politics Altogether

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Two Words: Facebook Rant is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Two Words: Facebook Rant

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42 106
Start Learning Russian is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Start Learning Russian

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Move to Mexico is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Move to Mexico

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Grill That Trump Steak You've ... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Grill That Trump Steak You've Had in the Freezer All This Time

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Volunteer for a Campaign in th... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Volunteer for a Campaign in the 2018 Senate Elections

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Scrape the Hillary Sticker Off... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Scrape the Hillary Sticker Off Your Car's Bumper

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Invest in a Trump Property is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Invest in a Trump Property

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Get Really Into Alex Jones is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Get Really Into Alex Jones

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Invest in Fake Tanner is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?
Invest in Fake Tanner