List Rules Whether you're thrilled or terrified, vote up the things you'll do immediately if Donald Trump wins the 2016 election.
The results of the 2016 election are looming. The moon is blood red and the flutter of bat wings is deafening. This can only mean one thing: Donald Trump might win. If that’s true, what will you do when Donald Trump wins the election? Are you the kind of person that swears you’re going to move to Canada if the votes don’t turn out how you hoped? Or are you going to stick around and try to make a difference in local politics? Or will you be straight up celebrating as your candidate manages an unprecedented comeback? How will you celebrate? Whether you'd be psyched or you can’t even imagine America with a man like Donald Trump as President, you still have to wake up in the morning and do something.
It’s a question that everyone that’s slightly left of the alt-right is asking themselves, “What will you do if Donald Trump is President?” A lot of people have said that they’re leaving the country, which is shortsighted. How can you get anything accomplished when you pack up your clothes and bail at the first sign of trouble? Some people will probably be happy that there’s finally an orange man in the White House for the first time, while others will simply give up. But what are you going to do?
Vote up the things you’ll do immediately if Donald Trump wins the election.
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Go About Your Life Like Nothing Happened
Get on with Making America Great Again
Begin Training for Life in a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
Make a List of Non-Political Topics to Discuss During Thanksgiving Dinner
Become More Active in Local Politics
Stockpile Dry Goods
Comfort Yourself with Sweets Because Why Not at This Point?
Assume the Fetal Position for as Long as Necessary
Take Naps to Pass the Next Four Years Faster
Move to Canada
Pop Some Champagne or Crack Open a Celebratory Beer
Buy the Biggest American Flag You Can Find
Refuse to Acknowledge the Outcome as Legitimate
Move Your Family to a Self Sustaining Farm in the Middle of Nowhere