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Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the actions you think Sarah Palin would take if she ended up being elected president.

Every four years, Americans deal with the prospect of Sarah Palin running for president and even though she rarely makes it past the debate stage of her presidential campaign, we still have to wonder what would happen if Sarah Palin was elected. It’s hard to imagine Sarah Palin as president. For many, Palin becoming the commander in chief is a nightmare scenario, while plenty of others think her folksy style would indeed make America great (again). It's entirely hypothetical, but here we ponder a Sarah Palin presidency.

What would Sarah Palin do if she became president? Is there any way to truly know what kind of alternate universe we’d be thrust into if she were ever to receive the 270 electoral votes necessary to win the Presidency? We may not have a crystal ball, but we do have the ability to look at her policy history and imagine the strange world where Sarah Palin takes over the White House.

While most of her policies are full of the run of the mill states rights, drill baby drill rhetoric we’re used to hearing from her, some of Palin’s political beliefs are actually more in line with Bernie Sanders and his ilk than you’d think. It’s time to ask "What if Sarah Palin was president?" Vote up the actions you think Sarah Palin would take if she ended up in the Oval Office. 

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She Would Vote to Ban Second T... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
She Would Vote to Ban Second Trimester Abortions

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Instate Country Wide Capital P... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Instate Country Wide Capital Punishment

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She'd Close the Borders is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
She'd Close the Borders

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Deregulate the Healthcare Mark... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Deregulate the Healthcare Market

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Fund Abstinence Before Marriag... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Fund Abstinence Before Marriage Programs in High Schools

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Do Away with Amnesty for Illeg... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Do Away with Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants

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Put an End to Foreign Aid is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Put an End to Foreign Aid

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Make Children Take Mandatory G... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Make Children Take Mandatory Gun Safety Classes

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Legalize Recreational Marijuan... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Legalize Recreational Marijuana

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Pump Up America's Missile Prog... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Pump Up America's Missile Program

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Figure Out How to Make Same Se... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Figure Out How to Make Same Sex Marriage Illegal Again

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Create Jobs with Nuclear Energ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Create Jobs with Nuclear Energy

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Promote Offshore Drilling is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Promote Offshore Drilling

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Cut Federal Funding to Stem Ce... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Cut Federal Funding to Stem Cell Research

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Make the Most Confusing State ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Make the Most Confusing State of the Union Speech Ever

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Exacerbate the World's Glo... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Exacerbate the World's Global Warming Crisis

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Reinstate Don't Ask Don't Tell is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Reinstate Don't Ask Don't Tell

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Enact Profiling for All Muslim... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Enact Profiling for All Muslims

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Every Registered Voter Gets a ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Every Registered Voter Gets a Gun!

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Roll Back Fresh Water Regulati... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Roll Back Fresh Water Regulations

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Frack the Planet is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Frack the Planet

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Make Sure Creationism Is Taugh... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Make Sure Creationism Is Taught in Schools

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Go to War with Everyone in the... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Go to War with Everyone in the Middle East

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Institute One Hour of National... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Institute One Hour of National Prayer Per Day

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Impose American Values on Fore... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Impose American Values on Foreign Countries Through Excess Force

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Nominate a Moose to the Suprem... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Nominate a Moose to the Supreme Court

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Shoot Wolves from the Wing of ... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Shoot Wolves from the Wing of Air Force One