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What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President? 

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the actions you think Sarah Palin would take if she ended up being elected president.

Every four years, Americans deal with the prospect of Sarah Palin running for president and even though she rarely makes it past the debate stage of her presidential campaign, we still have to wonder what would happen if Sarah Palin was elected. It’s hard to imagine Sarah Palin as president. For many, Palin becoming the commander in chief is a nightmare scenario, while plenty of others think her folksy style would indeed make America great (again). It's entirely hypothetical, but here we ponder a Sarah Palin presidency.

What would Sarah Palin do if she became president? Is there any way to truly know what kind of alternate universe we’d be thrust into if she were ever to receive the 270 electoral votes necessary to win the Presidency? We may not have a crystal ball, but we do have the ability to look at her policy history and imagine the strange world where Sarah Palin takes over the White House.

While most of her policies are full of the run of the mill states rights, drill baby drill rhetoric we’re used to hearing from her, some of Palin’s political beliefs are actually more in line with Bernie Sanders and his ilk than you’d think. It’s time to ask "What if Sarah Palin was president?" Vote up the actions you think Sarah Palin would take if she ended up in the Oval Office. 

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She Would Vote to Ban Se... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
She Would Vote to Ban Second Trimester Abortions
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Instate Country Wide Cap... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Instate Country Wide Capital Punishment
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She'd Close the Borders ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
She'd Close the Borders
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Do Away with Amnesty for... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Do Away with Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants
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Deregulate the Healthcar... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Deregulate the Healthcare Market
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Fund Abstinence Before M... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Fund Abstinence Before Marriage Programs in High Schools
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Make Children Take Manda... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Make Children Take Mandatory Gun Safety Classes
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Put an End to Foreign Ai... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Put an End to Foreign Aid
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Legalize Recreational Ma... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Legalize Recreational Marijuana
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Figure Out How to Make S... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Figure Out How to Make Same Sex Marriage Illegal Again
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Pump Up America's Missil... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Pump Up America's Missile Program
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Promote Offshore Drillin... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Promote Offshore Drilling
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Create Jobs with Nuclear... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Create Jobs with Nuclear Energy
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Cut Federal Funding to S... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Cut Federal Funding to Stem Cell Research
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Make the Most Confusing ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Make the Most Confusing State of the Union Speech Ever
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Enact Profiling for All ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Enact Profiling for All Muslims
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Reinstate Don't Ask Don'... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Reinstate Don't Ask Don't Tell
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Exacerbate the World's G... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Exacerbate the World's Global Warming Crisis
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Make Sure Creationism Is... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Make Sure Creationism Is Taught in Schools
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Institute One Hour of Na... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Institute One Hour of National Prayer Per Day
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Roll Back Fresh Water Re... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Roll Back Fresh Water Regulations
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Go to War with Everyone ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Go to War with Everyone in the Middle East
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Frack the Planet is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Frack the Planet
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Every Registered Voter G... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Every Registered Voter Gets a Gun!
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Nominate a Moose to the ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?
Nominate a Moose to the Supreme Court