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What Would Sarah Palin Do If She Were President?

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List RulesVote up the actions you think Sarah Palin would take if she ended up being elected president.

Every four years, Americans deal with the prospect of Sarah Palin running for president and even though she rarely makes it past the debate stage of her presidential campaign, we still have to wonder what would happen if Sarah Palin was elected. It’s hard to imagine Sarah Palin as president. For many, Palin becoming the commander in chief is a nightmare scenario, while plenty of others think her folksy style would indeed make America great (again). It's entirely hypothetical, but here we ponder a Sarah Palin presidency.

What would Sarah Palin do if she became president? Is there any way to truly know what kind of alternate universe we’d be thrust into if she were ever to receive the 270 electoral votes necessary to win the Presidency? We may not have a crystal ball, but we do have the ability to look at her policy history and imagine the strange world where Sarah Palin takes over the White House.

While most of her policies are full of the run of the mill states rights, drill baby drill rhetoric we’re used to hearing from her, some of Palin’s political beliefs are actually more in line with Bernie Sanders and his ilk than you’d think. It’s time to ask "What if Sarah Palin was president?" Vote up the actions you think Sarah Palin would take if she ended up in the Oval Office. 

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    Legalize Recreational Marijuana

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    Create Jobs with Nuclear Energy

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    She Would Vote to Ban Second Trimester Abortions

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    Instate Country Wide Capital Punishment

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    She'd Close the Borders

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    Make Children Take Mandatory Gun Safety Classes

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    Do Away with Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants

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    Deregulate the Healthcare Market

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    Promote Offshore Drilling

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    Put an End to Foreign Aid

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    Pump Up America's Missile Program

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    Make the Most Confusing State of the Union Speech Ever

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    Make Sure Creationism Is Taught in Schools

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    Institute One Hour of National Prayer Per Day

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    Fund Abstinence Before Marriage Programs in High Schools

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    Go to War with Everyone in the Middle East

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    Nominate a Moose to the Supreme Court

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    Figure Out How to Make Same Sex Marriage Illegal Again

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    Every Registered Voter Gets a Gun!

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    Shoot Wolves from the Wing of Air Force One

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    Reinstate Don't Ask Don't Tell

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    Impose American Values on Foreign Countries Through Excess Force

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    Exacerbate the World's Global Warming Crisis

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    Cut Federal Funding to Stem Cell Research

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    Enact Profiling for All Muslims