Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
34.9k votes 2.3k voters 20.4k views 35 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,032 476
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
900 410
A Cure For All Diseases

3
785 515
Jedi Mind Powers

4
755 521
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
668 546
More Time

6
649 605
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
503 633
The Highest IQ In The World

8
512 648
Musical Greatness

9
439 647
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
428 650
An Immunity To All STDs

11
361 631
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
329 708
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
330 784
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
321 783
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
270 714
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
257 700
Washboard Abs

17
291 822
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

18
255 713
Free Pizza Forever

19
246 689
Cold Hard Vengeance

20
207 696
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
189 736
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The Best Howard Stern News Pranks Performed by Captain Janks

22
172 709
Better Kissing Abilities

23
162 727
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
156 709
To Have A Theme Song

25
140 739
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
105 716
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
102 702
A Robot Best Friend

28
106 750
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
90 724
A Klondike Bar

30
63 734
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
44 739
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
44 762
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
25 778
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
21 776
More Twitter Followers

35
17 764
An iPod Video!