Graveyard Shift

Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

list ordered by
1
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money
2
A Cure For All Diseases
3
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying
4
Jedi Mind Powers
5
More Time
6
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight
7
Musical Greatness
8
The Highest IQ In The World
9
An Immunity To All STDs
10
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet
11
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again
12
A Chance To Relive Your Teens
13
A Redo On The 2016 US Election
14
Free Pizza Forever
15
Cold Hard Vengeance
16
To Never Have To Sleep Again
17
Washboard Abs
18
To Never Have Another Hangover
19
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room
20
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like
21
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce
22
Better Kissing Abilities
23
To Have A Theme Song
24
Infinite Pizza Rolls
25
All 150 Original Pokemon