Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
40.6k votes 2.7k voters 23.3k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,213 554
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,069 489
A Cure For All Diseases

3
922 611
Jedi Mind Powers

4
898 608
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
805 628
More Time

6
759 710
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
614 735
The Highest IQ In The World

8
614 750
Musical Greatness

9
517 750
An Immunity To All STDs

10
516 760
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
435 743
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
397 830
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
382 912
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
352 903
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
316 827
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
310 817
Free Pizza Forever

17
295 811
Washboard Abs

18
289 795
Cold Hard Vengeance

19
316 945
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
252 801
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
228 837
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
209 816
Better Kissing Abilities

23
195 812
To Have A Theme Song

24
188 835
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
163 849
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
125 823
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
121 812
A Robot Best Friend

28
119 866
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
112 830
A Klondike Bar

30
78 843
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
52 849
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
53 872
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
36 888
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 889
More Twitter Followers

35
26 878
An iPod Video!