spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
37.5k votes 2.5k voters 21.6k views 35 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,113 516
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
981 442
A Cure For All Diseases

3
846 559
Jedi Mind Powers

4
815 562
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
738 578
More Time

6
702 655
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
556 678
The Highest IQ In The World

8
553 696
Musical Greatness

9
473 699
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
467 694
An Immunity To All STDs

11
397 677
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
365 759
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
356 836
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
335 835
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
293 759
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
287 755
Free Pizza Forever

17
272 735
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
274 749
Washboard Abs

19
304 879
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
229 745
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
213 780
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The Best Steakhouses in Los Angeles

22
191 757
Better Kissing Abilities

23
176 776
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
171 760
To Have A Theme Song

25
154 787
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
115 751
A Robot Best Friend

27
117 765
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
112 803
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
99 774
A Klondike Bar

30
69 787
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
49 788
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
48 812
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
30 828
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
23 829
More Twitter Followers

35
21 816
An iPod Video!