Spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
39.3k votes 2.6k voters 22.4k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,161 536
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,026 466
A Cure For All Diseases

3
887 584
Jedi Mind Powers

4
865 582
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
775 604
More Time

6
736 683
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
589 704
The Highest IQ In The World

8
591 724
Musical Greatness

9
496 722
An Immunity To All STDs

10
494 734
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
418 711
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
381 797
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
367 876
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
348 870
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
309 794
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
303 785
Free Pizza Forever

17
286 765
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
286 781
Washboard Abs

19
313 917
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
240 778
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
223 811
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

Things We Should Do, But Don't

22
200 792
Better Kissing Abilities

23
185 789
To Have A Theme Song

24
184 810
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
161 823
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
119 787
A Robot Best Friend

27
121 801
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
118 838
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
108 807
A Klondike Bar

30
74 822
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
51 825
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
51 849
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
33 865
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 865
More Twitter Followers

35
24 855
An iPod Video!