Spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
39.1k votes 2.6k voters 22.3k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,156 535
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,023 463
A Cure For All Diseases

3
883 582
Jedi Mind Powers

4
860 580
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
771 601
More Time

6
735 678
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
584 702
The Highest IQ In The World

8
588 720
Musical Greatness

9
495 717
An Immunity To All STDs

10
492 731
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
417 706
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
380 792
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
367 870
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
346 866
To Never Have Another Hangover

The Creepiest Kids in Horror Movies

15
306 790
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
301 782
Free Pizza Forever

17
286 759
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
285 776
Washboard Abs

19
312 914
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
239 775
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
222 808
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The 20 Most Epic Wedding FAILs of All Time

22
200 788
Better Kissing Abilities

23
184 786
To Have A Theme Song

24
183 807
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
161 819
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
119 783
A Robot Best Friend

27
121 797
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
117 835
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
107 804
A Klondike Bar

30
73 819
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
51 821
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
51 845
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
32 862
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 861
More Twitter Followers

35
24 851
An iPod Video!