Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
45.3k votes 3k voters 25.2k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,384 610
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,198 556
A Cure For All Diseases

3
1,022 696
Jedi Mind Powers

4
1,012 689
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
896 707
More Time

6
860 785
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
672 840
The Highest IQ In The World

8
677 849
Musical Greatness

9
575 856
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
566 851
An Immunity To All STDs

11
484 842
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
444 937
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
410 1,029
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
335 880
Cold Hard Vengeance

15
376 1,012
To Never Have Another Hangover

16
340 922
Free Pizza Forever

17
341 933
To Never Have To Sleep Again

18
322 909
Washboard Abs

19
322 1,060
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
277 901
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
258 923
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
223 918
Better Kissing Abilities

23
208 913
To Have A Theme Song

24
202 929
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
170 942
All 150 Original Pokemon