spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
37k votes 2.4k voters 21.3k views 35 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,089 507
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
961 434
A Cure For All Diseases

3
829 550
Jedi Mind Powers

4
796 554
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
721 570
More Time

6
685 647
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
541 670
The Highest IQ In The World

8
545 684
Musical Greatness

9
464 686
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
458 686
An Immunity To All STDs

11
389 669
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
357 749
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
352 825
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
332 826
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
289 750
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
279 749
Free Pizza Forever

17
272 742
Washboard Abs

18
264 730
Cold Hard Vengeance

19
301 870
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
221 738
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
207 773
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The Most Memorable Advertising Mascots of All Time

22
187 749
Better Kissing Abilities

23
171 771
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
167 754
To Have A Theme Song

25
150 780
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
111 743
A Robot Best Friend

27
113 758
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
112 795
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
97 766
A Klondike Bar

30
66 780
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
48 781
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
48 804
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
29 821
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
22 820
More Twitter Followers

35
20 808
An iPod Video!