Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
40.6k votes 2.7k voters 23.3k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,212 553
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,069 488
A Cure For All Diseases

3
922 610
Jedi Mind Powers

4
898 607
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
805 627
More Time

6
759 709
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
614 734
The Highest IQ In The World

8
614 749
Musical Greatness

9
517 749
An Immunity To All STDs

10
516 759
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
435 742
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
397 829
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
382 911
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
352 902
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
316 826
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
310 816
Free Pizza Forever

17
295 810
Washboard Abs

18
289 794
Cold Hard Vengeance

19
316 944
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
252 800
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
228 836
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
209 815
Better Kissing Abilities

23
195 811
To Have A Theme Song

24
188 834
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
163 848
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
125 822
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
121 811
A Robot Best Friend

28
119 865
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
112 829
A Klondike Bar

30
78 842
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
52 848
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
53 871
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
36 887
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 888
More Twitter Followers

35
26 877
An iPod Video!