Spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
39.2k votes 2.6k voters 22.4k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,160 535
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,024 465
A Cure For All Diseases

3
886 583
Jedi Mind Powers

4
863 582
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
774 603
More Time

6
735 682
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
588 703
The Highest IQ In The World

8
590 723
Musical Greatness

9
495 721
An Immunity To All STDs

10
492 734
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
417 710
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
380 796
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
367 874
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
346 870
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
307 793
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
301 785
Free Pizza Forever

17
286 763
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
285 780
Washboard Abs

19
312 916
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
240 776
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
222 810
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

Things We Should Do, But Don't

22
200 790
Better Kissing Abilities

23
184 788
To Have A Theme Song

24
183 809
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
161 821
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
119 785
A Robot Best Friend

27
121 799
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
117 837
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
107 806
A Klondike Bar

30
73 821
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
51 823
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
51 847
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
32 864
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 863
More Twitter Followers

35
24 853
An iPod Video!