Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

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717 323
A Cure For All Diseases

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645 405
Jedi Mind Powers

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621 407
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

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527 444
More Time

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535 476
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

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421 509
Musical Greatness

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403 500
The Highest IQ In The World

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364 512
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

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352 512
An Immunity To All STDs

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296 489
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

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288 624
To Never Have Another Hangover

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256 559
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

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269 643
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

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258 620
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

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213 552
Washboard Abs

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211 565
Free Pizza Forever

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204 546
Cold Hard Vengeance

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210 569
To Never Have To Sleep Again

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163 555
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

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162 587
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

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143 565
Better Kissing Abilities

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132 579
Infinite Pizza Rolls

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121 564
To Have A Theme Song

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116 583
All 150 Original Pokemon

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90 565
To Age Like Angela Bassett

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86 552
A Robot Best Friend

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91 590
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

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69 577
A Klondike Bar

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50 586
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

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39 587
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

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35 611
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

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21 625
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

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16 623
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12 612
An iPod Video!