Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

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A Cure For All Diseases

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648 407
Jedi Mind Powers

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625 408
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

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530 446
More Time

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538 478
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

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422 513
Musical Greatness

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405 503
The Highest IQ In The World

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367 514
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

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353 516
An Immunity To All STDs

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300 490
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

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289 628
To Never Have Another Hangover

13
257 563
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

14
269 648
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

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259 625
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

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214 556
Washboard Abs

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213 568
Free Pizza Forever

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206 549
Cold Hard Vengeance

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212 572
To Never Have To Sleep Again

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164 559
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

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163 591
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

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144 569
Better Kissing Abilities

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133 583
Infinite Pizza Rolls

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122 568
To Have A Theme Song

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116 588
All 150 Original Pokemon

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92 568
To Age Like Angela Bassett

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86 557
A Robot Best Friend

28
91 595
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

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69 582
A Klondike Bar

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51 590
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

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39 592
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

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35 616
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

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21 630
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

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16 628
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12 617
An iPod Video!