Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
42.3k votes 2.8k voters 23.9k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,267 573
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,113 511
A Cure For All Diseases

3
957 637
Jedi Mind Powers

4
937 633
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
837 654
More Time

6
791 737
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
632 774
The Highest IQ In The World

8
635 782
Musical Greatness

9
531 787
An Immunity To All STDs

10
532 793
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
451 777
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
408 869
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
395 949
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
362 941
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
321 853
Free Pizza Forever

16
325 867
To Never Have To Sleep Again

17
306 826
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
302 851
Washboard Abs

19
317 989
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
257 842
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
238 874
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
214 856
Better Kissing Abilities

23
199 852
To Have A Theme Song

24
194 873
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
165 887
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
131 856
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
125 849
A Robot Best Friend

28
126 900
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
115 864
A Klondike Bar

30
81 877
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
55 882
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
53 911
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
38 923
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
29 912
An iPod Video!

35
28 923
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