Spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
39.6k votes 2.6k voters 22.7k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,172 542
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,037 472
A Cure For All Diseases

3
896 591
Jedi Mind Powers

4
869 590
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
781 612
More Time

6
740 692
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
596 713
The Highest IQ In The World

8
594 734
Musical Greatness

9
499 732
An Immunity To All STDs

10
501 741
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
422 720
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
384 807
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
370 884
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
348 881
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
310 805
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
305 796
Free Pizza Forever

17
287 776
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
288 792
Washboard Abs

19
314 927
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
241 788
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
224 820
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
201 801
Better Kissing Abilities

23
187 797
To Have A Theme Song

24
186 819
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
161 832
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
122 809
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
119 796
A Robot Best Friend

28
118 847
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
108 816
A Klondike Bar

30
74 831
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
51 835
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
51 858
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
33 875
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 875
More Twitter Followers

35
24 865
An iPod Video!