Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
42.4k votes 2.8k voters 23.9k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,273 574
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,115 513
A Cure For All Diseases

3
961 638
Jedi Mind Powers

4
940 634
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
840 655
More Time

6
794 738
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
634 776
The Highest IQ In The World

8
638 784
Musical Greatness

9
535 787
An Immunity To All STDs

10
535 793
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
453 779
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
410 870
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
395 952
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
362 943
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
323 855
Free Pizza Forever

16
326 869
To Never Have To Sleep Again

17
306 827
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
302 853
Washboard Abs

19
317 990
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
258 844
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
239 875
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
214 859
Better Kissing Abilities

23
200 852
To Have A Theme Song

24
195 873
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
166 887
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
131 857
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
126 849
A Robot Best Friend

28
126 901
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
115 865
A Klondike Bar

30
81 878
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
55 883
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
53 914
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
38 926
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
29 914
An iPod Video!

35
28 925
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