Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
34.8k votes 2.3k voters 20.4k views 35 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,032 472
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
898 408
A Cure For All Diseases

3
784 512
Jedi Mind Powers

4
752 519
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
666 544
More Time

6
648 602
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
501 631
The Highest IQ In The World

8
509 646
Musical Greatness

9
437 646
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
426 649
An Immunity To All STDs

11
360 629
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
328 706
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
330 780
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
320 781
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
269 711
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
256 698
Washboard Abs

17
291 819
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

18
254 711
Free Pizza Forever

19
245 687
Cold Hard Vengeance

20
207 693
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
189 733
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The Best Howard Stern News Pranks Performed by Captain Janks

22
171 707
Better Kissing Abilities

23
162 724
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
156 706
To Have A Theme Song

25
140 736
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
102 699
A Robot Best Friend

27
104 715
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
106 747
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
90 722
A Klondike Bar

30
63 731
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
44 736
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
44 759
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
25 775
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
21 773
More Twitter Followers

35
17 761
An iPod Video!