spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
38.3k votes 2.5k voters 21.9k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,135 525
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,001 452
A Cure For All Diseases

3
866 572
Jedi Mind Powers

4
841 572
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
756 589
More Time

6
720 669
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
571 691
The Highest IQ In The World

8
571 710
Musical Greatness

9
484 707
An Immunity To All STDs

10
484 715
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
407 691
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
372 779
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
364 854
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
342 851
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
299 778
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
295 770
Free Pizza Forever

17
280 748
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
277 767
Washboard Abs

19
309 898
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
230 765
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
216 798
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The Best Websites to Waste Your Time On

22
194 775
Better Kissing Abilities

23
181 792
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
175 777
To Have A Theme Song

25
158 804
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
117 769
A Robot Best Friend

27
118 783
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
116 819
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
105 788
A Klondike Bar

30
72 804
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
50 806
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
49 830
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
30 848
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
24 848
More Twitter Followers

35
21 837
An iPod Video!