Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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950 425
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide Things We Should Do, But Don't

2
812 373
A Cure For All Diseases

3
715 465
Jedi Mind Powers

4
683 470
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
598 498
More Time

6
597 546
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
470 582
Musical Greatness

8
453 571
The Highest IQ In The World

9
407 586
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
398 584
An Immunity To All STDs

11
335 565
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
291 641
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
305 709
To Never Have Another Hangover

14
298 710
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

15
280 745
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

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16
237 642
Free Pizza Forever

17
234 633
Washboard Abs

18
238 647
To Never Have To Sleep Again

19
226 622
Cold Hard Vengeance

20
187 630
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
181 664
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
162 636
Better Kissing Abilities

23
149 655
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
136 644
To Have A Theme Song

25
127 665
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
99 644
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
96 675
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

28
90 634
A Robot Best Friend

29
78 657
A Klondike Bar

30
53 666
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
39 671
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
37 693
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
23 709
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
18 707
More Twitter Followers

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13 695
An iPod Video!