spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
36.6k votes 2.4k voters 21.2k views 35 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,077 500
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
953 423
A Cure For All Diseases

3
820 540
Jedi Mind Powers

4
788 546
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
710 567
More Time

6
679 638
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
534 663
The Highest IQ In The World

8
538 679
Musical Greatness

9
459 679
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

10
454 679
An Immunity To All STDs

11
385 662
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
353 743
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
349 817
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
332 817
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
285 745
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
278 742
Free Pizza Forever

17
272 734
Washboard Abs

18
263 724
Cold Hard Vengeance

19
301 863
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
220 732
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
207 766
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

The Most Memorable Advertising Mascots of All Time

22
186 742
Better Kissing Abilities

23
170 765
Infinite Pizza Rolls

24
165 748
To Have A Theme Song

25
149 774
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
110 737
A Robot Best Friend

27
112 752
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
112 789
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
94 763
A Klondike Bar

30
66 774
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
48 775
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
47 799
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
29 815
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
22 814
More Twitter Followers

35
20 802
An iPod Video!