Spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
40k votes 2.6k voters 23k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1,182 547
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,050 476
A Cure For All Diseases

3
905 596
Jedi Mind Powers

4
880 595
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
788 617
More Time

6
747 698
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
601 720
The Highest IQ In The World

8
601 738
Musical Greatness

9
506 737
An Immunity To All STDs

10
506 746
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
427 727
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
389 814
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
372 896
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
349 890
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
313 813
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
307 804
Free Pizza Forever

17
287 785
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
290 801
Washboard Abs

19
315 933
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
244 793
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
224 826
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
204 806
Better Kissing Abilities

23
190 802
To Have A Theme Song

24
186 825
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
161 838
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
125 814
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
120 802
A Robot Best Friend

28
118 853
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
110 821
A Klondike Bar

30
76 835
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
52 841
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
52 863
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
34 881
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
27 881
More Twitter Followers

35
25 870
An iPod Video!