spellbook Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
38.7k votes 2.5k voters 22.1k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

1
1,146 530
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,014 458
A Cure For All Diseases

3
876 578
Jedi Mind Powers

4
852 576
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
766 594
More Time

6
729 673
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
579 696
The Highest IQ In The World

8
582 715
Musical Greatness

9
491 711
An Immunity To All STDs

10
489 720
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
414 695
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
376 786
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
366 860
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
344 858
To Never Have Another Hangover

How To Sell Your Soul To The Devil: A Practical Step By Step Guide

15
305 782
To Never Have To Sleep Again

16
301 774
Free Pizza Forever

17
284 753
Cold Hard Vengeance

18
284 769
Washboard Abs

19
311 905
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
236 768
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
221 801
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

Things We Should Do, But Don't

22
198 781
Better Kissing Abilities

23
180 780
To Have A Theme Song

24
182 799
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
160 811
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
119 775
A Robot Best Friend

27
120 789
To Age Like Angela Bassett

28
117 827
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
107 796
A Klondike Bar

30
73 812
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
51 814
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
50 839
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
31 856
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
26 855
More Twitter Followers

35
23 845
An iPod Video!