Graveyard Shift Poll: What Would You Sell Your Soul To The Devil For?  

Jacob Shelton
43.5k votes 2.9k voters 24.4k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the trades worth risking eternal damnation in a place with no AC.

Like illegal drag racing and unprotected sex, all you ever hear about selling your soul are the negatives: in this case, an eternity burning in Hell for swapping Satan your soul in exchange for unlimited Crunchwrap Supremes. But today, dismount from your moral high horse, and consider what your soul really does for you day-to-day. Unless you routinely visit a pulpit or temple, probably nothing. However, Beelzebub definitely sees the worth in your eternal soul and, they say, "Surround yourself with people who recognize your value." In that case, what is your soul worth?

Plenty of famous people sold their souls, most of whom chose wisely. Not only did they swap their crummy souls for spectacular abilities, they also gained a kind of immortality that comes with ditching your soul and getting awesome. If you find yourself lucky, at some point Satan will appear on your left should and teach you how to sell your soul. So you better have something decent in mind or there'll be Hell to pay, but that just goes without saying.

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1
1,313 586
A Scrooge McDuck Amount Of Money

2
1,149 531
A Cure For All Diseases

3
980 662
Jedi Mind Powers

4
964 656
The Ability to Learn Any Language Without Studying

5
861 679
More Time

6
816 759
The Ability To Eat As Much As You Want And Never Gain Weight

7
646 800
The Highest IQ In The World

8
648 810
Musical Greatness

9
546 813
An Immunity To All STDs

10
549 819
To Always Have $20 In Your Wallet

11
466 804
Never Having To Pay Taxes Again

12
424 897
A Chance To Relive Your Teens

13
396 983
A Redo On The 2016 US Election

14
367 969
To Never Have Another Hangover

15
330 879
Free Pizza Forever

16
318 847
Cold Hard Vengeance

17
331 893
To Never Have To Sleep Again

18
312 874
Washboard Abs

19
321 1,014
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce

20
264 867
Instant Popularity When You Walk In A Room

21
246 895
A Lifetime Supply Of Those Jeans You Like

22
218 881
Better Kissing Abilities

23
203 875
To Have A Theme Song

24
197 895
Infinite Pizza Rolls

25
169 908
All 150 Original Pokemon

26
136 877
To Age Like Angela Bassett

27
128 871
A Robot Best Friend

28
128 921
Erasing All Fedoras From Existence

29
118 885
A Klondike Bar

30
85 895
A Real Ending To 'Lost'

31
59 902
A Lifetime Supply Of Original Recipe Four Loko

32
54 936
To Be In Taylor Swift's Squad

33
39 947
A Poster Of Babies Dressed As Adults

34
31 932
An iPod Video!

35
29 945
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