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What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking  

Jacob Shelton
856 votes 124 voters 3k views 22 items

List Rules Vote up the things your neighbors are most definitely doing right now.

If you live in the city, noisy neighbors are something that you just have to get used to. It’s not like you can call the cops on neighbors having sex, and even if you do manage to get some authority figure to shut your neighbors up, they’re just going to go back to smashing watermelons or whatever it is that they’re doing in a couple of days anyway. What your neighbors do in their private lives is their business, but when they do it loud enough for the world to hear it becomes the business of the world, and you’re free to speculate all you want. After all, your neighbors probably think you’re as weird as you think they are.

Are your neighbors fighting? Or do they just like to slap slabs of frozen meat? Anything is possible in this upside-down world that we inhabit. It’s not strange to wonder “What are my neighbors doing?” when they keep you up at all hours of the night with their hammering or olive tossing. Maybe they’re baking you the noisiest cake in the world because they love you, but probably not. It’s time to put that blind speculation to an end and decide exactly what it is that your neighbors are doing. Vote on what your neighbors are definitely up to right now, and then go out and buy some earplugs. 

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Having Sex is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Having Sex
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Primal Scream Therapy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Primal Scream Therapy
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Finally Learning to Play the D... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Finally Learning to Play the Drums
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Having a Raucous Seance is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Having a Raucous Seance
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Your Neighbors Are Crows, They... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Your Neighbors Are Crows, They Are Building Nests
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Fighting Over the Last Slice o... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Fighting Over the Last Slice of Pizza
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Filibustering Congress is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Filibustering Congress
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Building An Ark is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Building An Ark
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Uncontrollably Weeping is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Uncontrollably Weeping
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Watching Child Birth Videos at... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Watching Child Birth Videos at Full Volume
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Rehearsing with Their Grindcor... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Rehearsing with Their Grindcore Band
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Spilling Marbles Across the Fl... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Spilling Marbles Across the Floor
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Reenacting Their Favorite Hell... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Reenacting Their Favorite Hell in a Cell Match
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Playing Basketball is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Playing Basketball
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They Found Your Star Trek Comm... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
They Found Your Star Trek Commemorative Plates and They're Smashing Them to Bits
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Something Called 'Noisy Sp... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Something Called 'Noisy Spaghetti'
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Furiously Collaging is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Furiously Collaging
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Hosting a Bowling Tournament is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Hosting a Bowling Tournament
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Playing Quidditch is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Playing Quidditch
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Raising an Infant Pig is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Raising an Infant Pig
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Practicing Their Tuba Routine is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Practicing Their Tuba Routine
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Hosting a Push-Up Contest is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What Are Your Neighbors Up To? A Definitive Ranking
Hosting a Push-Up Contest