names The Whitest Mayo Baby Names You Could Give Your Child  

Jacob Shelton
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What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? No one likes that guy!

When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage white girl names hold over white boy names is they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.

Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name. 

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8,317 4,412
Stephanie Barrans added Paisley

2
9,614 5,531
Hunter

3
7,390 4,270
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Peyton

4
8,824 5,126
Rezin Nichole Secrest added Brayden

5
10,257 5,981
McKenly

6
8,752 5,363
Tanner

7
1,619 1,028
Jessica Miller added Easton

8
1,291 846
Jessica Miller added McKenzie

9
7,653 5,448
Chase

10
7,348 5,355
Maisie

11
7,223 5,265
Aiden

12
5,024 3,680
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Mason

13
6,406 4,799
Carter

14
6,747 5,081
Logan

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6,747 5,099
Raleigh

16
6,361 4,820

17
6,467 4,942
Tucker

18
6,859 5,249
Claire

19
1,116 796
Jessica Miller added Weston

20
6,115 4,765
Brett

21
6,044 4,785
Natasha Machell added Chet

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22
5,912 4,824
Kaitlyn

23
5,432 4,562
Camden

24
391 266
Michelle Sablan added Brody

25
5,027 4,391
Tristen

26
4,610 4,031
Cole

27
4,812 4,220
Audrey

28
4,981 4,379
1489356996842 added Emily

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4,617 4,085
Abby Hopper added Kelsey

30
4,213 3,780
Owen

31
3,862 3,488
Jennifer Simpson added Harrison

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4,877 4,457
LeeAnne

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4,439 4,104
Forest

34
4,310 4,040
Dylan

35
3,883 3,637
Caroline

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4,330 4,089
Meghan

37
4,016 3,793
Warner

38
3,933 3,736
Brett

39
513 447
Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Grace

40
142 83
1516730991424 added Lakynn

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318 258
Michelle Sablan added Brad

42
3,463 3,510
Abby Hopper added Abby

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306 270
montgmae0 added Maelynn

44
3,457 3,599
Alison

45
617 606
ColinBoddy added Lexi

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2,473 2,581
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Cody

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3,606 3,858
Todd

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97 64
1516730991424 added McKinli

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648 682
Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Meredith

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227 211
montgmae0 added Sophie