Names The Whitest Mayo Baby Names You Could Give Your Child  

Jacob Shelton
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What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? No one likes that guy!

When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage white girl names hold over white boy names is they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.

Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name. 

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10,116 5,440
Stephanie Barrans added Paisley

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1,878 935
Michelle Sablan added Brody

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11,365 6,324
Hunter

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9,029 5,021
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Peyton

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1,160 564
whatsthisitch added Colton

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10,491 5,881
Rezin Nichole Secrest added Brayden

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11,732 6,835
McKenly

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10,369 6,031
Tanner

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2,787 1,564
Jessica Miller added McKenzie

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2,869 1,748
Jessica Miller added Easton

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1,005 556
1517491523460 added Liam

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554 275
JeffSebasovich added Raegan

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1,424 857
1516730991424 added Lakynn

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2,206 1,385
Jessica Miller added Weston

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1,074 643
1516730991424 added McKinli

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1,215 741
Michelle Sablan added Brad

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8,883 6,074
Chase

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6,183 4,254
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Mason

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8,381 5,879
Aiden

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8,434 5,956
Maisie

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7,417 5,384
Carter

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7,772 5,663
Logan

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670 420
Shey Austin added Becky

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7,293 5,354

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7,699 5,686
Raleigh

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7,388 5,474
Tucker

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532 326
SavannahBoggs added Jake

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7,730 5,790
Claire

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6,970 5,237
Brett

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6,938 5,359
Natasha Machell added Chet

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1,020 732
montgmae0 added Maelynn

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6,741 5,260
Kaitlyn

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111 20
aiden.tracey added Ligma

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234 121
BHinz added Parker

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1,123 858
Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Grace

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6,185 5,048
Camden

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735 563
montgmae0 added Sophie

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5,303 4,491
Abby Hopper added Kelsey

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582 435
1516730991424 added Maylee

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5,265 4,482
Cole

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5,707 4,867
Tristen

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5,667 4,848
1489356996842 added Emily

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5,401 4,677
Audrey

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4,821 4,211
Owen

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4,439 3,903
Jennifer Simpson added Harrison

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512 396
Brody Robbins Christensen added Autumn She a red head

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5,500 4,902
LeeAnne

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4,905 4,439
Dylan

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1,106 956
ColinBoddy added Lexi

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5,038 4,572
Forest