Names The Whitest Mayo Baby Names You Could Give Your Child  

Jacob Shelton
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What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? No one likes that guy!

When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage white girl names hold over white boy names is they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.

Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name. 

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386 99
aiden.tracey added Ligma

2
1,992 997
Michelle Sablan added Brody

3
10,206 5,515
Stephanie Barrans added Paisley

4
11,459 6,369
Hunter

5
9,095 5,063
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Peyton

6
10,549 5,912
Rezin Nichole Secrest added Brayden

7
1,228 607
whatsthisitch added Colton

8
10,434 6,059
Tanner

9
11,771 6,873
McKenly

10
2,841 1,590
Jessica Miller added McKenzie

11
1,058 580
1517491523460 added

12
2,910 1,779
Jessica Miller added Easton

13
592 305
JeffSebasovich added Raegan

14
2,245 1,404
Jessica Miller added Weston

15
1,466 895
1516730991424 added Lakynn

16
1,263 761
Michelle Sablan added Brad

17
1,101 672
1516730991424 added McKinli

18
8,927 6,092
Chase

19
6,215 4,278
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Mason

20
8,424 5,898
Aiden

21
8,459 5,977
Maisie

22
711 440
Shey Austin added Becky

23
7,452 5,400
Carter

24
7,816 5,681
Logan

25
569 343
SavannahBoggs added Jake

26
7,319 5,368

27
7,722 5,703
Raleigh

28
7,426 5,489
Tucker

29
7,758 5,804
Claire

30
7,009 5,244
Brett

31
265 129
BHinz added Parker

32
6,975 5,373
Natasha Machell added Chet

33
1,042 744
montgmae0 added Maelynn

34
6,765 5,274
Kaitlyn

35
1,148 869
Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Grace

36
6,203 5,061
Camden

37
755 576
montgmae0 added Sophie

38
5,315 4,504
Abby Hopper added Kelsey

39
5,288 4,488
Cole

40
5,732 4,875
Tristen

41
596 450
1516730991424 added Maylee

42
5,689 4,859
1489356996842 added Emily

43
5,423 4,687
Audrey

44
4,841 4,217
Owen

45
528 407
Brody Robbins Christensen added Autumn

She a red head

46
4,457 3,909
Jennifer Simpson added Harrison

47
5,515 4,913
LeeAnne

48
4,928 4,447
Dylan

49
205 127
BHinz added Austin

50
5,063 4,582
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