names The Whitest Mayo Baby Names You Could Give Your Child  

Jacob Shelton
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What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? No one likes that guy!

When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage white girl names hold over white boy names is they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.

Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name. 

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Stephanie Barrans added Paisley

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Hunter

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Rezin Nichole Secrest added Brayden

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Shaylee Kay Farnam added Peyton

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McKenly

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Tanner

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Jessica Miller added Easton

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Jessica Miller added McKenzie

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Michelle Sablan added Brody

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Chase

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Aiden

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Maisie

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Shaylee Kay Farnam added Mason

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Jessica Miller added Weston

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Logan

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Carter

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Raleigh

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Tucker

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Claire

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Brett

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Natasha Machell added Chet

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Kaitlyn

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Camden

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Michelle Sablan added Brad

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Tristen

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Cole

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Audrey

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Abby Hopper added Kelsey

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whatsthisitch added Colton

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Owen

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Jennifer Simpson added Harrison

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LeeAnne

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Forest

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Dylan

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Caroline

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Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Grace

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Meghan

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Warner

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Brett

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Abby Hopper added Abby

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