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What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search?q=worst+baby+names&amp;restrict_sr=on&amp;sort=relevance&amp;t=all">reddit</a>&nbsp;reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced &quot;Ledasha,&quot; by the way; myth debunked <a href="http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp">here</a>.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.This list of the stupidest names in history&nbsp;includes the poorly&nbsp;spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names.&nbsp;Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.Also, check out this list of the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/most-ridiculous-celebrity-baby-names/carlybobarly">weirdest celebrity baby names</a> and this one of the <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/2016-celebrity-baby-names/carly-kiel">best celebrity baby names 2016</a>.

Why is it that every tool you meet has the same kind of douchebag, frat boy name? It seems like whenever you meet someone named Topher or Chad, they are complete douchenozzles who you can&#39;t stand being in the same room with for more than five seconds. For this list, we&#39;re ranking the douchiest men&#39;s names of all time, with the help of your votes. Did you spot your name on this list? Sorry brah, but we don&#39;t need any anecdotal evidence about how your name is Hunter and you&#39;re not a douche. Just acknowledge that you have an stereotypical ridiculous or annoying name, and move on with your life.

Vote up the douchebag names on this list that you feel fit the frat bro stereotype best. If you feel the urge to add some more annoying frat boy names and funny / typical nicknames for rich white boys&nbsp;to the list, feel free to do so.

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Oh, celebrities. Is there anything you won&#39;t do to get people talking? This is a list of the worst all-around celebrity baby-namers - those famous folks who have given multiple kids <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/most-ridiculous-celebrity-baby-names/carlybobarly">annoying baby names</a>. The most egregious repeat offenders - all of the ones naming their collective children things like Zeppelin &amp; Pirate, Diezel &amp; Denim - are listed here. And with celebrities naming their kids dumb words like that, no wonder your neighbors are naming their own children idiotic things like&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188624/Tiger-Ferret-Tequila-Rooney-Scholes-Just-bizarre-names-given-British-children-parents.html">Comfort, Ferret, and Excellent</a>.

Everyone knows about Apple &amp; Moses, and Rumer &amp; Scout, but did you know that Robert Rodriguez has sons named Racer, Rebel, Rocket, and Rogue? How about that&nbsp;Forest Whitaker named his son Ocean and daughters True and Sonnet? He&#39;s not even the only celebrity to name a kid Sonnet - or Poet, for that matter. The worst are when the names all have some sort of theme, like flowers (Jamie Oliver) or your own name (George Foreman). Or maybe the worst is when the sounds are just nonsense words (Marcia Gay Harden).

As you contemplate these names / the future of civilization / naming your own kids things like Cumulus, Dainty, and Upholster, don&#39;t forget to vote on each item. Upvote up the ones that make you think, &quot;Oh man, you are awful,&quot; and vote down any about whom you&#39;re just like, &quot;Meh, those names are not so bad.&quot; And don&#39;t add any people with just one kid. We&#39;ll cross the Katie Holmes bridges when we get to it.&nbsp;

You finally found the perfect baby name for your perfect little angel... it works with your last name, it honors a relative, it nods to your heritage, it doesn't rhyme with a curse word, and neither you nor your significant other has a relative, ex-lover, or enemy with that name. But before you go inking it on a certificate, you might want to check out its meaning. Some of the most beautiful and popular names have some of the most bizarre and not-so-pleasing definitions!If your name meant “has no intelligence and is rather annoying,” would it bother you? Would you care if your baby’s name meant “smells like yak fur”? Even the prettiest-sounding names can fool you when it comes to their odd, sometimes kooky meanings. If you've got a thing for meaningful monikers, vote up the ones with the most surprising, and unfortunate, meanings.

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<a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-with-funny-names/liz-gilbert?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">People with unfortunate names</a> receive&nbsp;a&nbsp;life sentence of mockery until they die, and even then, the parody&nbsp;does not part. The legacy of their funny name lives on forever thanks to their funny&nbsp;tombstones. The people below&nbsp;didn't need&nbsp;funny epitaphs or&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-obituaries/ashley-reign">funny obituaries</a> to make their loved ones die from laughter, their name did the work for them. While some surnames like Loser and Boogers can't be avoided, some of these unfortunate tombstone names suggest the deceased's families didn't quite understand, or care, about the impression they set into stone, literally.Since cemeteries are often&nbsp;lonely spaces&nbsp;filled with nothing but sad tombstones and weird graves, it comes as a&nbsp;pleasant surprise&nbsp;to&nbsp;every now and then you stumble across a funny&nbsp;tombstone&nbsp;with a&nbsp;name like&nbsp;&quot;Fannie Licker&quot; to lighten the mood. Check out this collection of <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-tombstones/anabel-conner">funny tombstones</a>, and help these poor souls finally get the last laugh. Instead of bringing flowers to these unfortunate tombstones, bring your sense of humor.

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When you were growing up, did you ever wish you could have a cooler, more exotic sounding name? Well, maybe you should just be happy with the name you have, and just count your blessings that you don&#39;t have one of the most dirty sounding names ever. Like these names that are on this list.

Funny names. That&#39;s what this is. Whether these people realize it or not, their dirty names are hilarious. They might not even realize that they have a dirty sounding name, but chances are pretty good that they do realize it. No one gets through middle school unscathed when you have a name like the ones here.

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Naming your pet is always a difficult process. It's a name you're going to yell for a&nbsp;decade, so you always want to make sure it's an appropriate name that sounds fun. Even when you scream it. A lot.&nbsp;And then there are these pets&nbsp;who gave their owners no choice but to give them a certain name. These are pets with extremely appropriate names. Some are funny, some are weird, but they're all very appropriate. Because of the way that they look, they just had to be named their name. There is no way around it.

Nowadays, plenty of women are opting to keep their own last names after they get married. But for more compromising brides, the next best option is a hyphenated last name. It&#39;s a symbol of your separate identities, coming together as one. Sometimes with hilarious results. It won&rsquo;t take you long to see what we mean, when you get a load of some of these funny last name fails.&nbsp;

These poor couples prove that cupid has a sense of humor and that it definitely isn&rsquo;t G-rated. Get ready for a good laugh as you flip through these hilarious married last name fails, some of which look more like directions from a romance guide than wedding announcements. Maybe it&#39;s a good sign for some of these soon-to-be-married couples that combining their names resulted in popular phrases or their favorite liquor.

One thing&rsquo;s for sure, each and every one of these brave couples has our admiration for going for going ahead with their engagement announcements, rather than shying away from their awkward last name combos. After all, how far can you really hope to get in a marriage if you don&rsquo;t share a sense of humor?

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Have you always wondered about celebrity middle names? Just like regular people, many celebs and super famous people have weird middle names that their parents tried to sneak by everyone. But we can't be tricked! This <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-with-stage-names/celebrity-lists?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">list of celebrity</a> middle names only includes the Hollywood stars whose middle names are just plain weird. The best part of all this? You get to decide which famous middle name is the most strange.It's true. Do think Goldie Hawn was seriously off her rocker when she decided Kate Hudson's middle name should be Garry? What about Matt Damon's middle name? Spoiler alert: it's usually for girls. If you think any of the middle names of the famous people below are just plain weird, then you should vote them up. One you might find especially strange Kevin &quot;Earl&quot; Federline. There's just something too fancy about that name for Mr. Britney Spears, am I right?In at least one case, the celebrity in question (Elton John) decided to take matters into his own hands and give himself a crazy middle name (Hercules). Why? Because of the horse of the same name on a <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-best-british-sitcoms-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">British sitcom</a> called Steptoe and Son. Whatever, Elton. Do you.So pass some time helping to rank the weirdest celebrity middle names in all of Hollywood. Even glitz and glamor can't hide the fact that Jennifer Lawrence's middle name is Shrader! Celebrities with weird middle names! Who knew?!

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A pun is like a little puzzle. When your brain first hears or reads it, it scrambles to figure out the joke. When the puzzle is solved, you&#39;ll either groan and roll your eyes, or laugh, and search for an opportunity to drop it into your next dinner party conversation. Writers work hard to artfully convey the symbolism of their characters, and sometimes they end up with&nbsp;very obvious, eye-roll worthy puns that, if nothing else, serve to keep us entertained. Some films are so cartoonish that the&nbsp;pun name feels appropriate and fun,&nbsp;other times, it&#39;s&nbsp;a trite placeholder that somehow slipped through the cracks.

Regardless of whether you&#39;re&nbsp;pro-pun or anti-pun, we can&nbsp;all appreciate the&nbsp;inventiveness of a successfully punchy pun name. Especially when the alternative is a <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/fictional-characters-with-dumb-names/stephanroget" target="_blank">ludicrous secret name</a>, or <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/fictional-characters-named-john/reference" target="_blank">John</a>.&nbsp;

The political game is all about name recognition, and for these 25 politicians, that's unfortunate. When people automatically assume you're slimy or crooked, the last thing you want to have is a name like &quot;Dick.&quot; Sure it's funny for the rest of us who have normal names, but it's no laughing matter for any aspiring politician. While most politicians are typically remembered for their epic fails, these poor people were remembered for their unique names. And this is precisely why you should probably name your next child &quot;Fart Johnson&quot; or &quot;Tits McGee.&quot; Vote up your favorite of these funny politician names.

Here are some actually&nbsp;real doctor names that must've been doctored, right? Nope, these are doctor names so good that they're probably bad for your health. Since trust is the most important thing in the doctor/patient relationship, it's hard to believe that these doctors didn't have a difficult time overcoming the&nbsp;obstacle of their own name. If you truly believe laughter is the best medicine, you'll want to book an appointment with any of these doctors immediately. Or you can just look at these funny pictures and laugh at them behind their back. That'll improve your mental health.

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When people have funny names that relate to the things they do in life, it is called an aptronym. From Tim Duncan who is always dunkin' on the court to Anthony Wiener who has a fondness for showing off his appendage, there are a lot of notable people out there with literal names that are sure to give you a chuckle.&nbsp;Some of the most famous aptronyms include athletes whose names either reflect the sport they play or their position. Of all the groups of people in the world, though, there seems to be one that has more aptronyms than anyone else: meteorologists. There are so many meteorologists with aptronym names that there's almost one for every type of whether pattern you could imagine. From Raines to Blizzard to Storm to Freeze (and more!), meteorologists take the aptronym cake.English isn't the only language that has famous people with literal names. Almost every language and culture in the world has at least a few&nbsp;aptronyms. The retired Serbian NBA player, Vlade Divac was a giant on the court. It's appropriate, then, that in Serbian, div means giant. There's just no getting around aptronyms sometimes so check out this list of some of the most famous and hilarious ones out there - and don't forget to vote up those that make you laugh the most!

Celebrities

Which celebrities have food as one of their names? A veritable celebrity cornucopia exists right under your nose. If you stop and think about it for even just one second, you can probably come up with a couple of famous people who have a food name. Ever heard of a woman named Fiona Apple, or even one named Alison Brie? Wouldn't it be great to have a cheese plate and an apple right now? Enjoy these funny names named after your favorite foods!Start your day off right with (Kevin) bacon and a tall glass of O.J. (Simpson). For lunch, maybe have some leftover Meatloaf and some Carrot (Top) sticks. What's for dinner? Oh, I don't know, how about some (Sean) Beans and (Jerry) Rice?&nbsp;For a healthy dessert, treat yourself to an (Alyssa) Milano and some mixed (Halle and Chuck) Berrys.&nbsp;Man, what a great food day!How many celebrity food names can you think of? Are any of the famous people with a food in their name missing from this list? Please let us know so we can come up with a bunch more delicious meal plans in honor of these Hollywood celebs who just plain sound delciious.

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The silliest celebrity name changes put each of these celebrities names into the headlines, but not necessarily for making wise decisions. From a legendary pop musician who changed his name to a funky symbol to athletes who legally adopted ridiculous names to force professional sports league to put that ludicrous name on their jerseys, these celebrities all at one point in their life, if not several times, changed their names.It's pretty common for musicians and actors to change their name before entering the entertainment world. Larry King was born Lawrence Zeiger, Marilyn Monroe was Norma Jean Baker, and Madonna became simply Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. But those names are not nearly as silly as these celebrities self-selected names. Lady Gaga? Eminem? All are far cries from what would be considered a &quot;normal&quot; name.In the bizarre category, pop singer Prince stunned the world in the 1990s when he changed his name to a weird symbol that could not be pronounced. It really didn't work though, as he was called &quot;the artist formerly known as Prince&quot; for several years.In the annoying category, rapper, actor, and entrepreneur Sean Combs has changed his name repeatedly throughout the years going from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy to just Diddy. Actor and professional wrestler Dwyane &quot;The Rock&quot; Johnson did the flip-flop act as well with his names, going back and forth between monikers as he changed and re-changed careers.Athletes have been changing their name for years. Mark Super Duper, Chad Ochocinco, and Metta World Peace all petitioned the courts for name changes, which also essentially forced the executives at the NFL and NBA to put the cheesy names on their officially licensed jerseys.Whether it was before they were famous or after they had established these careers, all of these celebrities for one reason or another adopted new, flashy names. Hey, we can't all be born with awesome names like Blue Ivy Carter or Fifi Trixibelle or even North West.What are some funny celebrity name changes? There are some pretty hilarious ones on this list. Some celebrities change their names for the better... but often times, it doesn't work out that way.

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Here are the U.S Presidents with the dirtiest sounding names ranked in order from cleanest to dirtiest and inspired by Marshall Eriksen from the TV show <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/cast-of-himym-first-vs-last-season/ranker-tv?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">How I Met Your Mother</a>. Whether they, or even the general public realized it or not, these distinguished politicians had names that made the general public politely chuckle, if not out loud or at their dinner tables, then at least silently under their breath. This dirty president name list settles the age old question of just which American Presidents have the dirtiest sounding names? It depends on your definition of what is appropriately or unintentionally funny. Like do you think Bush, Johnson, Fillmore, or Harding are funny? If so, go watch <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/beavis-and-butthead-fan-theories/zack-howe?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Beavis and Butthead</a>. Heh. Or just check out this unimpeachable list of funny president names that sound dirty when you really think about them.

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What’s up with white people and their <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/the-most-douchebag-names-of-all-time/chris-abraham">super douchey names</a>? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-hollywood-forced-on-us/jacob-shelton?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">No one likes</a> that guy!When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/basic-bitch-names/whitneyvanlaningham">white girl names</a> hold&nbsp;over white boy names is&nbsp;they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who&nbsp;hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name.&nbsp;

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What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving ...