names The Whitest Mayo Baby Names You Could Give Your Child  

Jacob Shelton
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What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? No one likes that guy!

When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage white girl names hold over white boy names is they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.

Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name. 

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Stephanie Barrans added Paisley

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Hunter

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Shaylee Kay Farnam added Peyton

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9,968 5,662
Rezin Nichole Secrest added Brayden

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1,347 701
Michelle Sablan added Brody

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McKenly

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Tanner

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Jessica Miller added McKenzie

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whatsthisitch added Colton

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2,500 1,557
Jessica Miller added Easton

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1517491523460 added Liam

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Jessica Miller added Weston

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Chase

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5,815 4,105
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Mason

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Aiden

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8,119 5,803
Maisie

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Logan

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7,128 5,235
Carter

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7,051 5,218

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Raleigh

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7,130 5,331
Tucker

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Michelle Sablan added Brad

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Claire

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6,725 5,123
Brett

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6,660 5,216
Natasha Machell added Chet

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Kaitlyn

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Camden

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SavannahBoggs added Jake

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Cole

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5,102 4,384
Abby Hopper added Kelsey

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Tristen

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1489356996842 added Emily

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Shey Austin added Becky

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Audrey

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JeffSebasovich added Raegan

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Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Grace

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montgmae0 added Sophie

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4,649 4,092
Owen

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4,255 3,798
Jennifer Simpson added Harrison

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LeeAnne

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Forest

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Dylan

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Caroline

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Meghan

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Brett

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Warner