Names The Whitest Mayo Baby Names You Could Give Your Child  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the babies who will grow up and ask to speak to your manager.

What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them license to walk around acting like James Spader in Pretty in Pink. Guess what? No one likes that guy!

When you hear some white boy names you wonder if the kid’s parents were trying to will him into being the captain of a lacrosse team by calling him Carter, or if they really just enjoy the way such a sharp name falls out of their mouths. The one advantage white girl names hold over white boy names is they don’t immediately inspire fear in everyone who hears them, although names like Maisie and Audrey do put the child in a state of suspended animation for the rest of their lives. But who cares as long as the names are cute? And very, very white.

Vote on the whitest baby name ever, and if you see your name on here, don’t get upset; just don’t give your baby a super white name. 

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10,130 5,458
Stephanie Barrans added Paisley

2
1,892 946
Michelle Sablan added Brody

3
11,377 6,334
Hunter

4
9,044 5,027
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Peyton

5
1,169 570
whatsthisitch added Colton

6
10,498 5,885
Rezin Nichole Secrest added Brayden

7
10,377 6,034
Tanner

8
11,735 6,843
McKenly

9
2,794 1,568
Jessica Miller added McKenzie

10
1,012 560
1517491523460 added

11
2,871 1,756
Jessica Miller added Easton

12
556 282
JeffSebasovich added Raegan

13
1,427 863
1516730991424 added Lakynn

14
2,210 1,387
Jessica Miller added Weston

15
1,220 743
Michelle Sablan added Brad

16
1,077 648
1516730991424 added McKinli

17
8,888 6,077
Chase

18
6,187 4,257
Shaylee Kay Farnam added Mason

19
8,386 5,881
Aiden

20
8,435 5,960
Maisie

21
7,421 5,385
Carter

22
7,778 5,664
Logan

23
7,296 5,356

24
673 423
Shey Austin added Becky

25
7,701 5,690
Raleigh

26
7,391 5,476
Tucker

27
535 328
SavannahBoggs added Jake

28
7,733 5,792
Claire

29
6,973 5,238
Brett

30
132 25
aiden.tracey added Ligma

31
6,942 5,361
Natasha Machell added Chet

32
6,745 5,260
Kaitlyn

33
1,022 735
montgmae0 added Maelynn

34
236 123
BHinz added Parker

35
1,125 859
Krystal Soo-jeong Oh added Grace

36
6,188 5,048
Camden

37
735 565
montgmae0 added Sophie

38
5,304 4,491
Abby Hopper added Kelsey

39
5,267 4,482
Cole

40
5,708 4,869
Tristen

41
582 437
1516730991424 added Maylee

42
5,669 4,849
1489356996842 added Emily

43
5,402 4,678
Audrey

44
4,823 4,211
Owen

45
4,441 3,903
Jennifer Simpson added Harrison

46
512 397
Brody Robbins Christensen added Autumn She a red head

47
5,501 4,902
LeeAnne

48
4,906 4,439
Dylan

49
1,107 956
ColinBoddy added Lexi

50
5,041 4,572
Forest