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Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can't Dance  

Nathan Davidson
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White people dancing. It's never pretty, it's never in rhythm, and it never makes any sense. Sure, dance itself is meant to bring to life the movement of the soul. But when white people do it, well, something from the soul gets lost in translation. The result is oftentimes less "dancing" and more like "flailing about and possibly dying." So, why do white people dance? Because sometimes it is beautiful. No one here is saying that white people can't dance... just that these white people listed here can't dance. And after you look through the pictures you'll have no choice but to agree with that statement. If you're white and you love to dance, by all means you should follow your dream. Show the world what is in your heart through the miracle of movement known as dance. That being said, you should aim to avoid being on this list.
Do the White Thing
Do the White Thing is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can't Dance
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can't Dance
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Please Dance Responsibly
Please Dance Responsibly is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can't Dance
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Derpy Dancing
Derpy Dancing is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can't Dance
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