Photos That Definitely Prove White People Can't Dance

White people dancing. It's never pretty, it's never in rhythm, and it never makes any sense. Sure, dance itself is meant to bring to life the movement of the soul. But when white people do it, well, something from the soul gets lost in translation. The result is oftentimes less "dancing" and more like "flailing about and possibly dying." So, why do white people dance? Because sometimes it is beautiful. No one here is saying that white people can't dance... just that these white people listed here can't dance. And after you look through the pictures you'll have no choice but to agree with that statement. If you're white and you love to dance, by all means you should follow your dream. Show the world what is in your heart through the miracle of movement known as dance. That being said, you should aim to avoid being on this list.

  • Do the White Thing

    Do the White Thing
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
  • Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

    Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
    Photo: flickr / CC0
  • Please Dance Responsibly

    Please Dance Responsibly
    Photo: flickr / CC0
  • Derpy Dancing

    Derpy Dancing
    Photo: flickr / CC0
  • Wave the White Flag

    Wave the White Flag
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
  • Split Decision

    Split Decision
    Photo: flickr / CC0