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TV Who's the Hottest MILF?  

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List Rules Over 40-years-old. Actual motherhood not necessary.

 First, although as it happens all of the nominees below are mothers, for these purposes I mean MILF in the "woman over 40 I want to enjoy sexual intercourse with" sense. The only real qualification is that they're 40-years-old or older (acutal motherhood is not neccessary). And second, I really do mean knockin da boots, one time*. Not wife material, not girlfriend status, just doin the humpty hump. Stacey Dash supported Romney? Not a factor here. Halle's got an insane ex-husband who might murder you if he saw you with her? Irrelevant. 

Last but not least, you're taking the hot dog bus to taco town with them as they are right now. That's why I made sure that in the interest of fairness every photo below is from 2013. Although clearly their past is going to be a factor; for example, even though I'm getting 2014 Stacey Dash, having a crush on her since the "Clueless" days would be a factor. 

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Sofía Vergara is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Sofía Vergara Modern Family, Hot Properties, The Knights of Prosperity

Sexiest Anime Girls with Big Boobs The Saddest Television Deaths Ever

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Jennifer Lopez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Jennifer Lopez American Idol, In Living Color, The Fosters

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Penélope Cruz is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
landugandu69 added Penélope Cruz Framed

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Halle Berry is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Halle Berry Extant, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, Lackawanna Blues

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Kate Beckinsale is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Kate Beckinsale Emma, MTV Movie Awards

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Jennifer Aniston is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
tjgolf33 added Jennifer Aniston Friends, The Edge, Ferris Bueller

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Stacey Dash is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Stacey Dash Clueless, Single Ladies, TV 101

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Gabrielle Union is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Gabrielle Union FlashForward, Night Stalker, Being Mary Jane

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Nikki Benz is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Nikki Benz

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Phoenix Marie is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Phoenix Marie

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Susanna Reid is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Susanna Reid BBC Breakfast, New Year Live, Sunday Morning Live

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Taylor Wane is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Taylor Wane

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Carol Vorderman is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Carol Vorderman Countdown, Blankety Blank, Daybreak

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Jennifer Best is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Jennifer Best