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TV Who's the Hottest MILF?  

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List Rules Over 40-years-old. Actual motherhood not necessary.

 First, although as it happens all of the nominees below are mothers, for these purposes I mean MILF in the "woman over 40 I want to enjoy sexual intercourse with" sense. The only real qualification is that they're 40-years-old or older (acutal motherhood is not neccessary). And second, I really do mean knockin da boots, one time*. Not wife material, not girlfriend status, just doin the humpty hump. Stacey Dash supported Romney? Not a factor here. Halle's got an insane ex-husband who might murder you if he saw you with her? Irrelevant. 

Last but not least, you're taking the hot dog bus to taco town with them as they are right now. That's why I made sure that in the interest of fairness every photo below is from 2013. Although clearly their past is going to be a factor; for example, even though I'm getting 2014 Stacey Dash, having a crush on her since the "Clueless" days would be a factor. 

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1
141 50
Sofía Vergara is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Sofía Vergara Modern Family, Hot Properties, The Knights of Prosperity

2
124 62
Jennifer Lopez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Jennifer Lopez American Idol, In Living Color, The Fosters

3
55 15
Jennifer Aniston is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
tjgolf33 added Jennifer Aniston Friends, The Edge, Ferris Bueller

4
74 29
Penélope Cruz is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
landugandu69 added Penélope Cruz Framed

5
79 39
Kate Beckinsale is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Kate Beckinsale Emma, MTV Movie Awards

6
105 59
Halle Berry is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Halle Berry Extant, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, Lackawanna Blues

7
25 12
Nikki Benz is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Nikki Benz

8
79 66
Stacey Dash is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Stacey Dash Clueless, Single Ladies, TV 101

9
70 60
Gabrielle Union is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Gabrielle Union FlashForward, Night Stalker, Being Mary Jane

10
17 21
Phoenix Marie is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Phoenix Marie

11
26 46
Susanna Reid is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Susanna Reid BBC Breakfast, New Year Live, Sunday Morning Live

12
25 45
Carol Vorderman is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
Carol Vorderman Countdown, Blankety Blank, Daybreak

13
3 18
Taylor Wane is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Taylor Wane

14
2 15
Jennifer Best is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Who's the Hottest MILF?
punksnotdead added Jennifer Best