Fall means one - and only one - thing: playoff baseball. Sure, fall also heralds the return of football, and changing leaves, and nice weather, and Halloween, and pumpkins, and drinks that taste like pumpkins, and daylight savings time, and...
But all anyone really cares about is baseball playoffs and the big daddy of all sports competitions: The World Series. Played over seven games, this contest will determine the world's very best baseball team [that plays in America or Canada].
We're all dying to know who will win 2016's World Series, but an even more pressing question exists: who will throw the first pitch to start the Cubs and Indians on their epic journey towards world championship glory? Will the Internet get its way and watch as Charlie Sheen throws a heater from the mound? Will Donald Trump somehow find his way onto the diamond for the pitch, and will his tiny hands be large enough to even grip the ball? Or will son of Chicago, Rod Blagojevich break free from prison and cross the border into Ohio to take the honor? Only time will tell.
Who's ready for some baseball?!