Asking Americans to agree on something is like asking the weather to stay consistent, it’s not going to happen. Unless of course you’re asking about Coldplay, because everyone knows that they’re the worst. Coldplay is basically what would happen if the world’s most punchable face became a band. It doesn’t matter if the melodies are pleasant, or if the members seem like genuinely nice guys, the fact of the matter is that Coldplay sucks. They sucked in their home country of merry old England, and they especially suck now that they’re in America, depleting our greatest natural resource: Beyonce. To find out why Americans hate Coldplay, start scrolling through this list at the "Speed of Sound."
“Why do people hate Coldplay?” is a question often asked by the members of Coldplay (probably). “What did we ever do?” they inquire of one another. Luckily, this list answers that question about 12 times with all sorts of reasons why people think Coldplay is lame. No matter how hard this snooze of a band tries to be cool - whether they’re hanging out with Jay-Z, or aping the likes of much cooler boring bands like Radiohead and Animal Collective - Coldplay just can’t seem to make anyone like them.Vote up the biggest reasons that Americans hate Coldplay, and if a perfectly legitimate and valid argument about the worst band in the world isn't already here, further air your grievances in the comments section.
Coldplay Is the Most Vanilla Band Ever
It’s a Basic Band for Basic People
They're Too Self Congratulatroy
The Lyrics Are ZZZ
And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Take a listen to the lyrics for "Viva La Vida." They sound like Chris Martin's high school English teacher asked him to write a poem about the Olympics.