bands/musicians Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?  

Clark Benson
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List Rules Vote up if you think the name is crap (to rank them from worst to just-sorta bad)

List of horribly-named Rock Supergroups. Why this trend? Do they not have access to a thesaurus? Is it because the bandmembers don't have shared-life experiences and can't agree on anything cool? Do they all just completely lack a shred of a clue living in their "rock star bubbles"? Is it because, already being rich and famous, all the bandmembers decide they can afford to waste precious branding on some inside joke (probably resulting from some coke-addled bonding session)? Do their multiple managers just throw their arms in the air and give up? It can't be a complete lack of creativity - some of these groups can still write great songs.

Who knows. The evidence is clear - Rock Supergroups have a surprisingly high instance of crap names. Vote up if you think the name is crap, to rank them from worst to just-sorta bad. Another cop-out for Supergroups is to just name them by combining band names - we will leave out bandnames like Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young or West, Bruce, and Laing since it's hard to rank them as any worse than the next one, though I don't condone this naming-convention either.

Examples of decent-to-good supergroup names, for the record: Blind Faith, Cream, The Raconteurs

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Chickenfoot is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
Chickenfoot Blues-rock, Rock music, Heavy metal - I actually really like this band. In spite of them having perhaps the Worst. Bandname. Ever.

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zxray added Ginger Baker's Air Force Jazz fusion

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Traveling Wilburys is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
Lon Harris added Traveling Wilburys Heartland rock, Rock music, Folk rock

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zxray added Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Pop punk, Skate punk, Punk rock

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Velvet Revolver is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
Velvet Revolver Rock music, Heavy metal, Alternative rock

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Electronic is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
Electronic New Wave, Madchester, Electronic music - Because they weren't really all that electronic.

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Audioslave is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
Audioslave Rock music, Grunge, Funk metal

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The Firm is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
The Firm Blues-rock, Rock music, Hard rock - Maybe in the UK this is a cool band name, but in the US it couldn't be more "corporate rock".

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The Good, the Bad & the Queen is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
The Good, the Bad & the Queen Rock music, Alternative rock

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zxray added Gogmagog New Wave of British Heavy Metal, Hard rock

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Brad Rock music, Neo-psychedelia, Alternative rock - Great Pearl Jam side project that many people know nothing about, partly due to their crap name

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Them Crooked Vultures is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
Them Crooked Vultures Rock music, Alternative rock, Hard rock

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The Hollywood Vampires is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?

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Northern Kings is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
RichardBeecher added Northern Kings Progressive metal, Power metal, Heavy metal

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SuperHeavy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
DaveWhitaker added SuperHeavy Indian pop, Rock music, Electronic music

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The Power Station is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Why Do "Supergroups" Have Such Crap Names?
The Power Station Rock music, Dance-rock, Pop rock