Total Nerd 14 Reasons Why Gambit Is Actually Terrible No Matter How Much You Love Him  

Erik Barnes
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List Rules Vote up the traits that make Gambit the worst of all the X-Men; vote down the ones that don't bother you as much.

Let's be honest: when you were younger, Gambit was cool. He's great with a bo staff, has explosive superpowers, and a swagger that girls love and guys want to emulate. Then you turned 15 years old and realized that Gambit is the worst. The dirt worst.

Seriously, while there are some redeeming qualities, you can't deny the reasons why Gambit kind of sucks. Whether it's due to being a relic of the '90s or being poorly written, it's no surprise that so many comic book fans have turned on the character or don't understand his appeal. Gambit, just... just no. Try as he might, Gambit won't find himself at the top of a list of the baddest X-Men of all time any time soon. 

Keep reading below to see why Gambit is one of the worst X-Men ever. Even worse than Maggot.

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He Tried to Kill a Baby


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In the massive Messiah CompleX storyline, Gambit sides against the X-Men and teams up with Mystique to kidnap the mutant infant, Hope. They believe that Hope can bring the unconscious Rogue out of a coma if they sacrifice the child. In the end, Rogue wakes up and the baby lives, but it's hard to say the guy's not a pretty big d*ck for going along with the plan in the first place. 

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He's a Womanizing Creep


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As younger nerds grow up to become older nerds, they realize that Gambit is less a smooth operator and more like Pepé Le Pew. Seriously, he lays it on so thick that it's laughable and uncomfortable to read in these modern times. His constant come-ons and flirting come off as desperate and creepy, especially when his affections aren't reciprocated. No means no, Remy. Lay off.

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The Idiot Blinded Himself


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During a particularly grueling comedy of errors, Gambit falls over and accidentally blinds himself with his own exploding playing card in X-Men #157. But it doesn't stop there! He also blames Rogue for his injury, even though she was only tangentially responsible. So he's not only an idiot for holding onto a literal time bomb for too long, he's a d-bag, too.

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His Goofy Magenta and Black Jumpsuit


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Look at this image. Look at it. Aside from the horrific color scheme, how the hell does he get into this one-piece unitard? Does he step into the suit like a pair of pants through the headband hole? Apparently only his middle finger and ring fingers get cold, too. It's no wonder that Gambit covered this magenta monstrosity with a trench coat.

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