Wolverine has been a comic book fan darling since he appeared in Incredible Hulk #181 about a thousand years ago, but it’s time to face the facts: Wolverine sucks. He’s not the worst comic book character in history or anything as hyperbolic as that (that would be Deadpool), but he’s definitely not great.
Logan shouldn’t even be in consideration for your long list of favorite comic book characters, and if he is then you need to read more comic books. While it may have been fun to see Wolverine murder everyone he came across throughout the '90s and early 2000s, the bloom is off the rose and it’s time to remove the scales from your eyes and see that Mssr. Wolverine just isn’t very cool.
There’s nothing wrong with liking Wolverine, the X-Men mascot and ultra hairy tough guy, but if you live in reality then you’re aware that he’s just straight-up not cool. He’s barely even a good character. His brand of machismo laced BS may have passed for what makes an interesting character when Rob Liefield was still relevant, but that era of comics is dead and buried. It’s finally time to realize that Logan isn’t interesting or fun. There’s nothing challenging about his character and you know it’s true. Start throwing away all of your collectible Wolverine holograph covers and start voting on the points you agree with and vote down the points you disagree with. Also, to reiterate: Wolverine isn’t as cool as you think he is.
He's Seriously Overpowered
This may be a cliché complaint but it has to be addressed. In his time in the Marvel universe Logan has had claw gloves, claws in his hands, adamantium bones, a healing factor, his ears attuned to specific sound waves, and the ability to tell when someone is a shapeshifter. Phew, that's a lot. Is that all? Not even close.
He's impervious to spicy food, he cant get drunk, and he shares a telepathic link with various mutants. Only one of those things was made up and it wasn't even the most ridiculous power. Seriously, what are his powers? All the things? What's the point of making a character who can do all the stuff?
This is the same problem with Superman; when a character can literally solve all their problems they immediately become less interesting and not cool. You know what character is cool? Rogue. Rogue is cool because she can never truly experience love, just like everyone you know.
He's Terrible To Women
Boy, does Logan ever have a terrible track record with the ladies. It's been argued that Wolverine has the best relationship with women in the world of comic books, but this is simply not true. Aside from having married multiple women who end up dead in one violent fashion or another, he goes out of his way to break up Cyclops and Jean Grey, hooks up with Storm despite harboring intense boner emotions for other women, and befriends younger, female teammates as a way to groom them for future romantic possibilities.
Logan likes to say that he's the "best there is at what he does," and if he's talking about being terrible to women then he's absolutely correct. Oh, he also tried to have sex with the 15 year old Mary Jane Watson when he was stuck in Spider-Man's body in Ultimate Spider-Man #67. Gross.
His Stupid Little Hairdo
Someone has to mention his dumb hair, right? Really, it's just part of his terrible character design but it's so bad that it should be considered its own reason as to why he's uncool. The dual horn thing is a part of his mask's design, and that's fine, but why does his hair have to fit into that design?
It's not like Bruce Wayne has two little horns on his head, or Spider-Man's eyes are actually that big. Why not just give Logan normal hair? He looks like Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
He's Condescending To Every Other Character
This might seem like a minor quibble, but think about it, how do you feel when someone can't let up with their holier than thou attitude? Now multiply that by about 30 years and you have Wolverine.
Most of his sh*tty attitude is directed towards characters like Spider-Man, and Cyclops, but everyone has been on the receiving end of his dickish behavior at least once. You know what's cool? Being polite. You know who are famously polite? Canadians. Wolverine is a traitor to this people.