WikiHow is one of the more noble websites out there - all it does is seek to help people with an impressively far-reaching scope of ultra-specific problems and situations. A lot of these problems are too embarrassing to actually ask someone for help, so WikiHow is always there for you.
Unfortunately, many of the illustrations that accompany its helpful articles are anything but: they're bafflingly surreal, poorly drawn, confusing as hell, and above all, absolutely hilarious. Due to WikiHow's open-ended submission process, anyone can write an article, and anyone can upload their own illustrations. The result? Some of the Internet's finest, weirdest, and flat-out funniest drawings.Upvote the funniest and most baffling WikiHow pictures and illustrations below, and maybe learn something about what hockey has to do with being a good friend in the process.
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Slobber Over an Ice Cube with Your LoverPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
If anyone has actually shared an ice cube with their partner as they made out, please let me know what it felt like, because that looks absolutely terrifying. It looks like they're Homer Simpson-level drooling all over one another, and there's a certain point where a wet kiss goes from hot, to actually needing a bath towel to clean up.WikiHow: "How to Spice Up Kissing"Is this baffling?
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Time to Make a Lizard-Rat Hybrid Creature from HellPhoto: Metaweb / CC-BY
The explanation for this image might be more baffling than any jokey explanation we could come up with: apparently you're supposed to rub a live lizard all over a dead mouse in order to get your pet snake to eat the dead mouse, since it's covered in the lizard's delicious scent.
Long story short: don't own a pet snake.WikiHow: "How to Feed a Snake"Is this baffling?
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This Kitten Has the Lumpiest Ass I've Ever SeenPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
I don't think this illustrator has ever actually seen a cat before. What is up with that thing's body?WikiHow: How to Shampoo a Kitten for FleasIs this baffling?
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How Is This Guy Holding His Fork? Is He About to Eat a Giant Teardrop?Photo: flickr / CC0
I've never seen anyone use a fork like that, wedged in between the pointer and ring fingers. Who does that? This guy looks like he has severe arthritis. Maybe that's why he cried a gigantic teardrop, which he seems about to eat.
For real, does anyone know what is supposed to be on that plate? That isn't food.
Oh, by the way, this drawing is supposed to illustrate "don't put your elbows on the table."
Yeah.WikiHow: "How to Be a Sophisticated and Cultured Male"Is this baffling?