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Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately

Updated November 6, 2017 696 votes 379 voters 7.4k views28 items

List RulesWhich wine clothes does your alcohol cellar desperately need?

You've been invited to a dinner party. You think, "hmmm, I'll bring some wine." But is that really good enough? You have to make a statement! Our list of wine bottle covers will help you do exactly that. 

We're not sure when people started dressing their bottles in wine clothes, but we're guessing that your favorite sommelier isn't that excited about the trend. By now we've all seen the sock monkey cover, but have you seen the bride and groom? How 'bout the ugly Christmas wine bottle sweater? Nope? We'll you're in luck! This list has 'em all!

The great news is that there's a wine bottle outfit for every season and holiday! Thanksgiving, you ask? Yup! Easter? Yes! And football season? Oh, definitely yes. Basically, if there's a holiday or event, there's a corresponding wine bottle cozy. With these covers, your wine never needs to worry about what to wear. 

So take a look at our list and vote up the wine bottle outfit your wine will be sporting this year!
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    The Life Preserver

    The Life Preserver is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately
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    Don't worry! Your wine will be 100% safe with this life preserver. Actually... this isn't a bad idea if you're on a wine cruise... 

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    The Frenchman

    The Frenchman is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately
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    Oui! C'est vrai! There is, of course, a Frenchman wine bottle outfit! 

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    The Apron and Hat Chef Set

    The Apron and Hat Chef Set is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately
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    Your wine is all ready for a backyard BBQ with this apron and hat chef set!

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    The Easter Bunny

    The Easter Bunny is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately
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    Instead of hiding the eggs, hide the wine in this little Easter Bunny cover. Actually, don't hide the wine...

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