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Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately

Updated November 6, 2017 696 votes 379 voters 7.5k views28 items

List RulesWhich wine clothes does your alcohol cellar desperately need?

You've been invited to a dinner party. You think, "hmmm, I'll bring some wine." But is that really good enough? You have to make a statement! Our list of wine bottle covers will help you do exactly that. 

We're not sure when people started dressing their bottles in wine clothes, but we're guessing that your favorite sommelier isn't that excited about the trend. By now we've all seen the sock monkey cover, but have you seen the bride and groom? How 'bout the ugly Christmas wine bottle sweater? Nope? We'll you're in luck! This list has 'em all!

The great news is that there's a wine bottle outfit for every season and holiday! Thanksgiving, you ask? Yup! Easter? Yes! And football season? Oh, definitely yes. Basically, if there's a holiday or event, there's a corresponding wine bottle cozy. With these covers, your wine never needs to worry about what to wear. 

So take a look at our list and vote up the wine bottle outfit your wine will be sporting this year!
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    The Santa and Elf Pants

    Not gonna lie... we kind of love these. Mostly because we love the idea of Santa having wine in his pants pockets. Also, because two bottles of wine are wayyyyy better than one. 

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    The Pretty (?) Leopard Dress

    The Pretty (?) Leopard Dress
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    Party animals love their wine. They also love their leopard print. So it goes without saying they'll love this leopard print wine dress. 

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    The Superman

    The Superman
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    It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Superman wine cover!

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    The St. Patrick's Day Special

    The St. Patrick's Day Special
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    This would make the perfect pimp suit for any leprechaun. Luckily, it's made just for your wine. 

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