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Ridiculous Wine Bottle Covers You Need Immediately

List RulesWhich wine clothes does your alcohol cellar desperately need?

You've been invited to a dinner party. You think, "hmmm, I'll bring some wine." But is that really good enough? You have to make a statement! Our list of wine bottle covers will help you do exactly that. 

We're not sure when people started dressing their bottles in wine clothes, but we're guessing that your favorite sommelier isn't that excited about the trend. By now we've all seen the sock monkey cover, but have you seen the bride and groom? How 'bout the ugly Christmas wine bottle sweater? Nope? We'll you're in luck! This list has 'em all!

The great news is that there's a wine bottle outfit for every season and holiday! Thanksgiving, you ask? Yup! Easter? Yes! And football season? Oh, definitely yes. Basically, if there's a holiday or event, there's a corresponding wine bottle cozy. With these covers, your wine never needs to worry about what to wear. 

So take a look at our list and vote up the wine bottle outfit your wine will be sporting this year!
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    The Santa and Elf Pants

    Not gonna lie... we kind of love these. Mostly because we love the idea of Santa having wine in his pants pockets. Also, because two bottles of wine are wayyyyy better than one. 

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    The Winter Holiday Knit Sweater

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    Going to an Ugly Holiday Sweater party? Don't leave your wine bottle out of the fun!

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    The Sock Monkey

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    The infamous sock monkey wine cover. This one might have started it all! 

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    The Drunken Scarecrow

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    Ahh yes, where would our wine be without its scarecrow outfit? Wonder if it scares crows as well as it scares us!

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