memes Wine vs Hard Liquor: The Best Reasons to Be a Wino  

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In the age-old debate of wine vs hard liquor, wine will always win. Why? Check out these reasons below and vote for your faves.

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When it comes to getting drunk, $13 wine is just as effective as $300 wine

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A whole bottle of wine contains fewer calories than an In-N-Out Double Double.

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You can eat as much cheese as you long as you have a glass of wine in your hand.

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It's paleo, so you're totally trendy.

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