List Rules Vote up any funny joke about cold winter weather and activities
A list of funny winter jokes! Winter truly is the most wonderful time of the year. A time when it’s perfectly acceptable to bundle up in a pea coat with a fifty-foot Doctor Who scarf and a mug of hot cider to get warm and push your way through the snow covered crowds to buy a gift for your sweetie. Anyway, these are the funniest winter jokes to warm up those funny bones.
Jingle bells, singing carolers, and a roaring fire, all of those things are the sound of winter, but more than any of those (yes, even the carolers) the sound of laughter is the best part of winter. Check out these funny winter jokes and you’ll be on board…snowboard that is. The jokes on this list are some of the funniest jokes about winter that you’ve ever heard, try any of these at your next holiday party and you’ll be the Emperor of Winter! If you’re looking for a fun way to pass the time in a winter storm, look no further, this list of winter jokes will keep you laughing all through the night.
Vote on the funniest joke about winter, and bundle up, it’s cold out there!
Where Does A Polar Bear Keep His Money? In a snowbank!
How Does An Eskimo Stick His House Together? With Igloo!
What Did Frosty Call His Cow? Eskimoo!
Why Did The Farmer Only Wear One Boot To Town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
What Happened When An Icicle Landed On The Snowman's Head? It knocked him out cold.
What Do You Call A Cold Ghost? casp-burr!
Why Don't Mountains Get Cold In The Winter? They wear snow caps!
What Do You Sing At An Elf's Birthday Party? Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
What Do You Call A Snowman On Rollerblades? A Snowmobile!
How Do Abomibable Snowmen Greet Each Other? Ice to see you!
What Disease Do You Get When You Decorate For Christmas? Tinselitus
How Can You Tell A Snowman From A Snowwoman? snow balls