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The Best Winter Jokes 

Jack Napier
Updated May 31, 2019 4.2k votes 2.8k voters 51.4k views 24 items

List Rules Vote up any funny joke about cold winter weather and activities

A list of funny winter jokes! Winter truly is the most wonderful time of the year. A time when it’s perfectly acceptable to bundle up in a pea coat with a fifty-foot Doctor Who scarf and a mug of hot cider to get warm and push your way through the snow covered crowds to buy a gift for your sweetie. Anyway, these are the funniest winter jokes to warm up those funny bones.

Jingle bells, singing carolers, and a roaring fire, all of those things are the sound of winter, but more than any of those (yes, even the carolers) the sound of laughter is the best part of winter. Check out these funny winter jokes and you’ll be on board…snowboard that is. The jokes on this list are some of the funniest jokes about winter that you’ve ever heard, try any of these at your next holiday party and you’ll be the Emperor of Winter! If you’re looking for a fun way to pass the time in a winter storm, look no further, this list of winter jokes will keep you laughing all through the night.

Vote on the funniest joke about winter, and bundle up, it’s cold out there!
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How Can You Tell A Snowm... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
How Can You Tell A Snowman From A Snowwoman?
snow balls
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Where Does A Polar Bear ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Where Does A Polar Bear Keep His Money?
In a snowbank!
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Why Did The Farmer Only ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Why Did The Farmer Only Wear One Boot To Town?
He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's A Snowman's Favor... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
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What Happened When An Ic... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Happened When An Icicle Landed On The Snowman's Head?
It knocked him out cold.
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What Do You Call A Cold ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Do You Call A Cold Ghost?

casp-burr! 

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How Does An Eskimo Stick... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
How Does An Eskimo Stick His House Together?
With Igloo!
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Why Don't Mountains Get ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Why Don't Mountains Get Cold In The Winter?
They wear snow caps!
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What Do You Call A Snowm... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Do You Call A Snowman In The Desert?
A puddle!
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What Did Frosty Call His... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
Eskimoo!
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How Do Abomibable Snowme... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
How Do Abomibable Snowmen Greet Each Other?
Ice to see you!
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Why Are There Only Snow ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Why Are There Only Snow Men And Not Snow Women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand outside without a coat on.
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What Do You Sing At An E... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Do You Sing At An Elf's Birthday Party?
Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
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What Disease Do You Get ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Disease Do You Get When You Decorate For Christmas?
Tinselitus
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What Do You Call A Snowm... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Do You Call A Snowman On Rollerblades?
A Snowmobile!
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What Did The Snowman Say... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Did The Snowman Say To His Customer?
Have an ice day!
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Where Do Snowmen Go To D... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Where Do Snowmen Go To Dance?
To snowballs!
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What Do You Call A Pengu... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Do You Call A Penguin In The Desert?
Lost!
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Why Is Getting A Job In ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Why Is Getting A Job In The Winter In The Arctic So Great?

When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. 

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What Do You Call A Slow ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Do You Call A Slow Skier?
A slopepoke!
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How Do Eskimos Make Thei... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
How Do Eskimos Make Their Beds?
With sheets of ice and snow!
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What Sort Of Cakes Do Sn... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Sort Of Cakes Do Snowmen Like Best?
The kind with thick icing. 
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What Two Letter Of The A... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
What Two Letter Of The Alphabet Do Skiers Prefer?
I.C.
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Why Did Frosty Have A Ca... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Winter Jokes
Why Did Frosty Have A Carrot In His Nose?
Because he forgot where the fridge was!