List Rules Vote up any funny joke about cold winter weather and activities
A list of funny winter jokes! Winter truly is the most wonderful time of the year. A time when it’s perfectly acceptable to bundle up in a pea coat with a fifty-foot Doctor Who scarf and a mug of hot cider to get warm and push your way through the snow covered crowds to buy a gift for your sweetie. Anyway, these are the funniest winter jokes to warm up those funny bones.
Jingle bells, singing carolers, and a roaring fire, all of those things are the sound of winter, but more than any of those (yes, even the carolers) the sound of laughter is the best part of winter. Check out these funny winter jokes and you’ll be on board…snowboard that is. The jokes on this list are some of the funniest jokes about winter that you’ve ever heard, try any of these at your next holiday party and you’ll be the Emperor of Winter! If you’re looking for a fun way to pass the time in a winter storm, look no further, this list of winter jokes will keep you laughing all through the night.
Vote on the funniest joke about winter, and bundle up, it’s cold out there!
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How Can You Tell A Snowman From A Snowwoman?
Where Does A Polar Bear Keep His Money?
In a snowbank!
What's A Snowman's Favorite Breakfast?
Why Did The Farmer Only Wear One Boot To Town?
He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
What Happened When An Icicle Landed On The Snowman's Head?
It knocked him out cold.
What Do You Call A Cold Ghost?
How Does An Eskimo Stick His House Together?
Why Don't Mountains Get Cold In The Winter?
They wear snow caps!
What Do You Call A Snowman In The Desert?
What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
How Do Abomibable Snowmen Greet Each Other?
Ice to see you!
Why Are There Only Snow Men And Not Snow Women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand outside without a coat on.
What Do You Sing At An Elf's Birthday Party?
Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
What Disease Do You Get When You Decorate For Christmas?
What Do You Call A Snowman On Rollerblades?
What Did The Snowman Say To His Customer?
Have an ice day!
Where Do Snowmen Go To Dance?
What Do You Call A Penguin In The Desert?
Why Is Getting A Job In The Winter In The Arctic So Great?
When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.