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Which 'Witcher' Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

Updated January 17, 2020 61k views12 items

Toss a coin to your Witcher, O stars of the night sky. The night sky is where you can learn which Witcher character you are. Are you Queen Calanthe, so confident that you're willing to defy destiny, or perhaps duplicitous Istredd, both a lover and betrayer of his friend Yennefer? You may be the compassionate and protective young elf, Dara, or the playful bard, Jaskier. Or maybe you're Geralt himself. Read ahead, O Valley of Plenty. You don’t keep destiny waiting.

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    Aries (March 21 - April 19): Queen Calanthe

    Queen Calanthe is no joke. Like an Aries, she is strong, powerful, opinionated, and unafraid to fight. She may be a woman, but there is no doubt whatsoever that she rules her kingdom of Cintra.

    Calanthe is so confident she even believes her will to be more powerful than destiny itself - to disastrous effect.

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    Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Mousesack

    A loyal and protective mage, Mousesack goes to great lengths to protect Cintra and the royal family when the armies of Nilfgaard strike.

    As a Taurus, he seeks security and enjoys the finer things in life. Mousesack’s position as a trusted adviser to the queen was a perfect fit for him.

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    Gemini (May 20 - June 20): Istredd

    Istredd was a friend, lover, and confidant to fellow mage, Yennefer, but he also used the information she disclosed against her.

    Like a Gemini, Istredd is a great communicator and people are drawn to him. Split in two directions, he feels pulled between his relationship with Yennefer and his loyalty to the Brotherhood of Sorcerers.

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    Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Dara

    Young elf Dara protects Ciri on many occasions without any expectation of reward.

    He is intuitive, compassionate, and protective - classic Cancer traits - but he does have limits. Even a caring Cancer has their breaking point.