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Words That Definitely Should Be Real... But Aren't

Updated April 25, 2020 3.6k votes 622 voters 16.4k views32 items

List RulesFunny fake terms that should be officially adopted by dictionaries everywhere.

What if you could add your own made-up words to the dictionary? Good news folks - now you can add them to this Ranker dictionary! This is your very own list of words that should definitely be words, but aren't considered true words by the rest of the world. But who cares what they think! These words are convenient, thought-provoking, humorous, and above all, these specialty locutions are descriptive words that haven't made it into the general lexicon (yet). 

Every group of friends or family develops their own slang. You've probably been sitting on some snazzy letter blends, so now's your chance to share those words with world! Enlighten the rest of us by adding your favorite non-words to this list. Next up: we contact Webster.

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    Hangry

    (adj) When you're so hungry, you're consumed by an unfavorable rage.
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    Askhole

    (n) Someone who asks too many stupid questions.
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    Eargasm

    (n) A state of euphoria and enchantment induced by listening to amazing music.
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    Floordrobe

    (n) The clean pile of clothes that accumulates on the floor due to compulsively changing your outfit.
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    Destinesia

    (adj) When you arrive at a place and completely forget why you went there in the first place.
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    Textpectation

    (n) The anticipation you feel when waiting for a response to a text message.
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    Afterclap

    (n) The person who claps after everyone else has stopped.
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    Confuzzled

    (v) When the confused is for real!

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    Epiphanot

    (n) When someone has an idea that seems amazing, but turns out to be meaningless and unrealistic.
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    Huggling

    (v) When hugging meets snuggling and turns into one big puddle of love and affection. 
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    Unlightening

    (v) Learning something that actually makes you dumber.
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    Unkeyboardinated

    (adj) When a person cannot type on their keyboard or phone without making endless mistakes.
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    Amazonesia

    (n) When an Amazon package you completely forgot about arrives at your door.
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    Unibro

    (n) When a group of bros stand close and dress so similarly they begin to blur into one person.
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    Textual

    (adj) 1. When two people communicate solely via text messaging; 2. Sending cryptic and flirty text messages.
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    Youniverse

    (n) A person's special plane of existence in which they are solely focusing on their own well-being.
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    Internest

    (n) The nest of blankets and pillows you collect while marathoning the Internet.
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    Braternal

    (adj) When you've known your bros for so long, they become an extension of your family. 
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    Nopular

    (adj) When someone thinks they're well-liked and well-received, but in reality they're unpopular.
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    Selfician

    (n) A person who takes lots of selfies and can make themselves look good regardless of reality.
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    Highatus

    (n) When a stoner abstains from smoking weed for an extended period of time. 
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    Cockflocking

    (v) When the male to female ratio is skewed and one man gets more female attention than he can handle.
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    Unbarrassed

    (adj) Acting like you're embarrassed when you're really not.
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    Clompterflof

    (v) When you are confused and when you ask a question and they try to explain but you get even more confused. 

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    Memorasy

    (n) When you remember something happening in a more favorable and fantastic way than it really did.
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List Rules: Funny fake terms that should be officially adopted by dictionaries everywhere.