Words That Definitely Should Be Real... But Aren't

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Funny fake terms that should be officially adopted by dictionaries everywhere.

What if you could add your own made-up words to the dictionary? Good news folks - now you can add them to this Ranker dictionary! This is your very own list of words that should definitely be words, but aren't considered true words by the rest of the world. But who cares what they think! These words are convenient, thought-provoking, humorous, and above all, these specialty locutions are descriptive words that haven't made it into the general lexicon (yet). 

Every group of friends or family develops their own slang. You've probably been sitting on some snazzy letter blends, so now's your chance to share those words with world! Enlighten the rest of us by adding your favorite non-words to this list. Next up: we contact Webster.

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  • Hangry
    1

    Hangry

    (adj) When you're so hungry, you're consumed by an unfavorable rage.
  • Askhole
    2

    Askhole

    (n) Someone who asks too many stupid questions.
  • Destinesia
    3

    Destinesia

    (adj) When you arrive at a place and completely forget why you went there in the first place.
  • Eargasm
    4

    Eargasm

    (n) A state of euphoria and enchantment induced by listening to amazing music.
  • Confuzzled
    5

    Confuzzled

    (v) When the confused is for real!

  • Floordrobe
    6

    Floordrobe

    (n) The clean pile of clothes that accumulates on the floor due to compulsively changing your outfit.
  • Textpectation
    7

    Textpectation

    (n) The anticipation you feel when waiting for a response to a text message.
  • Epiphanot
    8

    Epiphanot

    (n) When someone has an idea that seems amazing, but turns out to be meaningless and unrealistic.
  • Afterclap
    9

    Afterclap

    (n) The person who claps after everyone else has stopped.
  • Huggling
    10

    Huggling

    (v) When hugging meets snuggling and turns into one big puddle of love and affection. 
  • Unlightening
    11

    Unlightening

    (v) Learning something that actually makes you dumber.
  • Unkeyboardinated
    12

    Unkeyboardinated

    (adj) When a person cannot type on their keyboard or phone without making endless mistakes.
  • Amazonesia
    13

    Amazonesia

    (n) When an Amazon package you completely forgot about arrives at your door.
  • Unibro
    14

    Unibro

    (n) When a group of bros stand close and dress so similarly they begin to blur into one person.
  • Textual
    15

    Textual

    (adj) 1. When two people communicate solely via text messaging; 2. Sending cryptic and flirty text messages.
  • Internest
    16

    Internest

    (n) The nest of blankets and pillows you collect while marathoning the Internet.
  • Youniverse
    17

    Youniverse

    (n) A person's special plane of existence in which they are solely focusing on their own well-being.
  • Braternal
    18

    Braternal

    (adj) When you've known your bros for so long, they become an extension of your family. 
  • Highatus
    19

    Highatus

    (n) When a stoner abstains from smoking weed for an extended period of time. 
  • Clompterflof
    20

    Clompterflof

    (v) When you are confused and when you ask a question and they try to explain but you get even more confused. 

  • Nopular
    21

    Nopular

    (adj) When someone thinks they're well-liked and well-received, but in reality they're unpopular.
  • Selfician
    22

    Selfician

    (n) A person who takes lots of selfies and can make themselves look good regardless of reality.
  • Beerboarding
    23

    Beerboarding

    (v) Taking a coworker out to happy hour with the intention of getting them drunk and spilling their secrets.

  • Memorasy
    24

    Memorasy

    (n) When you remember something happening in a more favorable and fantastic way than it really did.
  • Hangunder
    25

    Hangunder

    (n) The second day of a two-day hangover.