List Rules Funny fake terms that should be officially adopted by dictionaries everywhere.
What if you could add your own made-up words to the dictionary? Good news folks - now you can add them to this Ranker dictionary! This is your very own list of words that should definitely be words, but aren't considered true words by the rest of the world. But who cares what they think! These words are convenient, thought-provoking, humorous, and above all, these specialty locutions are descriptive words that haven't made it into the general lexicon (yet).
Every group of friends or family develops their own slang. You've probably been sitting on some snazzy letter blends, so now's your chance to share those words with world! Enlighten the rest of us by adding your favorite non-words to this list. Next up: we contact Webster.
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Hangry (adj) When you're so hungry, you're consumed by an unfavorable rage.
Askhole (n) Someone who asks too many stupid questions.
Eargasm (n) A state of euphoria and enchantment induced by listening to amazing music.
Floordrobe (n) The clean pile of clothes that accumulates on the floor due to compulsively changing your outfit.
Textpectation (n) The anticipation you feel when waiting for a response to a text message.
Huggling (v) When hugging meets snuggling and turns into one big puddle of love and affection.
Afterclap (n) The person who claps after everyone else has stopped.
Unibro (n) When a group of bros stand close and dress so similarly they begin to blur into one person.
Destinesia (adj) When you arrive at a place and completely forget why you went there in the first place.
Textual (adj) 1. When two people communicate solely via text messaging; 2. Sending cryptic and flirty text messages.
Unlightening (v) Learning something that actually makes you dumber.
Amazonesia (n) When an Amazon package you completely forgot about arrives at your door.
Epiphanot (n) When someone has an idea that seems amazing, but turns out to be meaningless and unrealistic.
Unkeyboardinated (adj) When a person cannot type on their keyboard or phone without making endless mistakes.