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Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't  

theothermother
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List Rules Vote up the raunchy sounding words that make you chuckle the most.

Dirty talk challenge: list words that sound naughty, but are just English words. No censorship here, and you might even pick up some Scrabble words along the way -- or at least a list of words to feed your dirty mind.
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Ballcock
Ballcock is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Jaculate is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Jaculate

Are you really at all surprise at what the actual definition is?

Real Definition: to throw or hurl (a dart, javelin, etc.).
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Titmouse is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Titmouse

Use this one in a sentence, it's neither a tit nor a mouse.

Real Definition: any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill
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Blowhole is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Blowhole

Many would agree that the actual definition is not any different from what you were thinking.

Real Definition: an air or gas vent, esp. one to carry off fumes from a tunnel, underground passage, etc.
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