Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Voting Rules
Vote up the raunchy sounding words that make you chuckle the most.
Dirty talk challenge: list words that sound naughty, but are just English words. No censorship here, and you might even pick up some Scrabble words along the way -- or at least a list of words to feed your dirty mind.

  • Jaculate
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    245 VOTES


    Are you really at all surprise at what the actual definition is?

    Real Definition: to throw or hurl (a dart, javelin, etc.).
    245 votes
  • 2
    238 VOTES


    Photo: uploaded by theothermother
    238 votes
  • Uranus
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    223 VOTES


    If you don't know what this word means I cannot do anything for you. You should have paid attention in school.
    223 votes
  • Balzac
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    195 VOTES


    This one is my #1 simply because it is the actual name of a person. I've heard of hancock, but this one is worse.

    Real Definition: French writer and a founder of the realist school of fiction who portrayed the panorama of French society in a body of works known collectively as La Comédie Humaine.

    195 votes
  • Titmouse
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    209 VOTES


    Use this one in a sentence, it's neither a tit nor a mouse.

    Real Definition: any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill
    209 votes
  • Bangkok
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    203 VOTES


    Funny, Funny word. Just say it out loud.

    Real Definition: a seaport in and the capital of Thailand, in the S central part, on the Chao Phraya. 4,000,000.
    203 votes