Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,476 592
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
1,923 816
Regret

3
2,241 967
Labia

4
1,923 846
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,721 759
Marijuana

6
1,857 825
Enward ("N-Word")

7
1,601 709
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,745 782
Colon

9
404 126
Joe Roy added NyQuila

10
1,677 753
Febreze

11
1,355 595
Lasania ("Lasagna")

12
1,496 668
Melanomia

13
1,514 698
C'kret ("Secret")

14
1,247 581
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
733 314
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

16
1,216 570
Mouseonskies

17
1,147 547
DisJuan ("Dis One")

18
1,101 523
Pain

19
1,155 553
Stiffany

20
1,050 505
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

21
879 413
Grapes

22
271 82
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

23
1,084 530
Lagina

24
1,056 516
Guantanamo

25
309 106
Anna Taylor added Populate