Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,340 539
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
2,136 919
Labia

3
1,802 778
Regret

4
1,828 804
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,628 725
Marijuana

6
1,760 791
Enward ("N-Word")

7
1,518 674
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,661 748
Colon

9
1,591 720
Febreze

10
1,278 566
Lasania ("Lasagna")

11
1,418 641
Melanomia

12
324 95
Joe Roy added NyQuila

13
1,444 670
C'kret ("Secret")

14
1,180 551
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
1,146 545
Mouseonskies

16
666 289
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

17
1,086 520
Stiffany

18
1,027 493
Pain

19
1,077 521
DisJuan ("Dis One")

20
813 378
Grapes

21
1,029 501
Lagina

22
1,000 487
Guantanamo

23
983 484
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

24
820 395
Pizzazz

25
1,000 496
Xerox

26
1,051 530
Fashionista

27
801 389
Spontaneous

28
885 442
Currency

29
759 372
Flavor

30
929 473
Propecia

31
806 405
Tequila

32
947 490
Male ("Molly")

33
216 64
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

34
786 397
Jewwanna

35
258 89
Anna Taylor added Populate

36
683 341
Janeezzy

37
657 327
MyAngel

38
744 379
Amforny

39
803 414
Khimberleighanna

40
795 410
JaMocha

41
747 383
Sinsemellia

42
600 296
Panthy

43
773 399
Knyves

44
734 376
Elizabreth

45
578 285
Heavynli

46
632 319
Mishadow

47
649 330
Myzztik ("Mystic")

48
592 297
Clinis

49
809 428
Candida

50
650 333
Rhubarb