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The Worst Baby Names of All Time

List RulesVote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

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  • 1
    594
    205
    BHinz added

    Bullshit

  • 2
    530
    184
    BHinz added

    Cocaine

  • 3
    884
    354
    Brandie Blizzard added

    YurMajesty

  • 4
    2,480
    1,124

    Regret

  • 5
    628
    242
    Clamidia added

    Gohneria

  • 6
    2,021
    914

    Febreze

  • 7
    761
    310
    Clamidia added

    Ebolah

  • 8
    2,293
    1,054

    Enward ("N-Word")

  • 9
    2,630
    1,227

    Labia

  • 10
    756
    313
    Clamidia added

    Clamidia

  • 11
    1,901
    875

    Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

  • 12
    2,158
    1,007

    Marijuana

  • 13
    2,234
    1,052

    Airwrecka ("Erica")

  • 14
    1,519
    700

    Heistheway ("He is the way")

  • 15
    997
    441
    Joe Roy added

    NyQuila

  • 16
    261
    73
    BHinz added

    Dementia

  • 17
    1,712
    801

    C'kret ("Secret")

  • 18
    438
    163
    Clamidia added

    Salmunella

  • 19
    1,371
    635

    DisJuan ("Dis One")

  • 20
    1,947
    926

    Colon

  • 21
    1,637
    771

    Lasania ("Lasagna")

  • 22
    1,725
    819

    Melanomia

  • 23
    311
    102
    StupidName added

    Tanqueray

  • 24
    1,063
    491

    Khimberleighanna

  • 25
    491
    197
    DipikaG added

    Ssst

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List Rules: Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.