Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,429 574
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
2,205 948
Labia

3
1,880 802
Regret

4
1,890 830
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,822 810
Enward ("N-Word")

6
1,682 747
Marijuana

7
1,572 695
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,712 772
Colon

9
1,648 741
Febreze

10
377 114
Joe Roy added NyQuila

11
1,325 585
Lasania ("Lasagna")

12
1,468 659
Melanomia

13
1,490 690
C'kret ("Secret")

14
1,227 570
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
710 306
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

16
1,193 563
Mouseonskies

17
1,125 536
DisJuan ("Dis One")

18
1,125 541
Stiffany

19
1,074 514
Pain

20
856 404
Grapes

21
1,064 520
Lagina

22
1,024 501
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

23
1,035 508
Guantanamo

24
252 75
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

25
860 415
Pizzazz