Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,332 538
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
2,130 918
Labia

3
1,800 777
Regret

4
1,825 804
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,625 725
Marijuana

6
1,757 791
Enward ("N-Word")

7
1,515 674
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,657 748
Colon

9
1,588 720
Febreze

10
1,275 566
Lasania ("Lasagna")

11
1,415 641
Melanomia

12
1,442 669
C'kret ("Secret")

13
321 95
Joe Roy added NyQuila

14
1,179 551
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
1,145 545
Mouseonskies

16
664 289
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

17
1,084 520
Stiffany

18
1,026 492
Pain

19
1,075 521
DisJuan ("Dis One")

20
812 378
Grapes

21
1,028 501
Lagina

22
998 487
Guantanamo

23
1,000 494
Xerox

24
981 484
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

25
818 395
Pizzazz

26
800 389
Spontaneous

27
1,049 530
Fashionista

28
883 441
Currency

29
758 371
Flavor

30
927 472
Propecia

31
804 405
Tequila

32
214 63
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

33
945 490
Male ("Molly")

34
256 88
Anna Taylor added Populate

35
784 397
Jewwanna

36
682 340
Janeezzy

37
743 378
Amforny

38
655 327
MyAngel

39
793 409
JaMocha

40
800 414
Khimberleighanna

41
744 382
Sinsemellia

42
732 375
Elizabreth

43
771 399
Knyves

44
597 296
Panthy

45
576 285
Heavynli

46
648 329
Myzztik ("Mystic")

47
630 319
Mishadow

48
807 428
Candida

49
648 332
Rhubarb

50
590 297
Clinis