Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

1
1,273 516
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
2,086 896
Labia

3
1,752 758
Regret

4
1,783 792
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,628 731
Colon

6
1,589 715
Marijuana

7
1,481 662
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,716 779
Enward ("N-Word")

9
1,248 554
Lasania ("Lasagna")

10
1,558 710
Febreze

11
1,380 633
Melanomia

12
1,410 660
C'kret ("Secret")

13
291 87
Joe Roy added NyQuila

14
1,150 545
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
1,124 537
Mouseonskies

16
643 282
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

17
785 366
Grapes

18
996 483
Pain

19
1,047 515
DisJuan ("Dis One")

20
1,047 516
Stiffany

21
1,003 492
Lagina

22
971 481
Guantanamo

23
956 474
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

24
800 387
Pizzazz

25
978 488
Xerox

26
1,031 522
Fashionista

27
781 383
Spontaneous

28
739 362
Flavor

29
866 436
Currency

30
910 464
Propecia

31
786 395
Tequila

32
924 484
Male ("Molly")

33
765 391
Jewwanna

34
779 402
JaMocha

35
666 336
Janeezzy

36
725 373
Amforny

37
756 393
Knyves

38
729 378
Sinsemellia

39
715 370
Elizabreth

40
240 85
Anna Taylor added Populate

41
583 292
Panthy

42
792 420
Candida

43
777 411
Khimberleighanna

44
634 326
MyAngel

45
196 60
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

46
576 292
Clinis

47
559 282
Heavynli

48
636 329
LadyDi

49
632 328
Rhubarb

50
630 328
Myzztik ("Mystic")