Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
146.9k votes 5.6k voters 130.5k views 208 items

List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by
1
2,059 862
Regret
2
48 1
StupidName added Nebrayzee
3
2,350 1,016
Labia
4
47 1
StupidName added Tanqueray
5
1,835 787
Marijuana
6
1,984 862
Enward ("N-Word")
7
2,011 875
Airwrecka ("Erica")
8
484 155
Joe Roy added NyQuila
9
1,768 777
Febreze
10
1,680 739
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")
11
1,562 693
Melanomia
12
1,420 626
Lasania ("Lasagna")
13
1,804 815
Colon
14
44 1
StupidName added Summersett
15
1,574 727
C'kret ("Secret")
16
332 99
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty
17
1,312 603
Heistheway ("He is the way")
18
1,271 588
Mouseonskies
19
786 337
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze
20
210 42
Clamidia added Ebolah
21
1,211 570
Stiffany
22
1,207 568
DisJuan ("Dis One")
23
358 121
Anna Taylor added Populate
24
1,162 551
Pain
25
1,101 522
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")