Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,466 590
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
1,920 812
Regret

3
2,237 964
Labia

4
1,921 843
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,854 822
Enward ("N-Word")

6
1,717 757
Marijuana

7
1,596 707
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,742 781
Colon

9
401 124
Joe Roy added NyQuila

10
1,352 592
Lasania ("Lasagna")

11
1,673 750
Febreze

12
1,493 667
Melanomia

13
1,512 696
C'kret ("Secret")

14
1,244 579
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
731 312
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

16
1,213 569
Mouseonskies

17
1,145 545
DisJuan ("Dis One")

18
1,098 522
Pain

19
1,152 551
Stiffany

20
1,047 504
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

21
877 412
Grapes

22
1,056 513
Guantanamo

23
1,082 528
Lagina

24
267 81
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

25
307 104
Anna Taylor added Populate