baby names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,946 834
Labia

2
1,130 457
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

3
1,622 704
Regret

4
1,672 745
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,534 681
Colon

6
1,486 662
Marijuana

7
1,377 619
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,603 734
Enward ("N-Word")

9
1,477 671
Febreze

10
1,163 521
Lasania ("Lasagna")

11
1,300 597
Melanomia

12
1,329 626
C'kret ("Secret")

13
1,063 503
Mouseonskies

14
1,076 514
Heistheway ("He is the way")

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15
582 253
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

16
923 455
Pain

17
981 488
DisJuan ("Dis One")

18
715 340
Grapes

19
981 491
Stiffany

20
696 330
Flavor

21
750 361
Pizzazz

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22
214 58
Joe Roy added NyQuila

23
908 454
Guantanamo

24
978 494
Fashionista

25
939 472
Lagina

26
921 463
Xerox

27
736 359
Spontaneous

28
894 450
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

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29
866 439
Propecia

30
817 411
Currency

31
741 369
Tequila

32
873 458
Male ("Molly")

33
544 269
Panthy

34
683 353
Amforny

35
714 372
Jewwanna

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36
692 359
Sinsemellia

37
715 373
Knyves

38
752 397
Candida

39
734 388
JaMocha

40
623 321
Janeezzy

41
602 309
LadyDi

42
595 305
Rhubarb

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43
672 353
Elizabreth

44
594 306
MyAngel

45
583 300
Mishadow

46
534 271
Chameleon

47
725 391
Khimberleighanna

48
595 311
Myzztik ("Mystic")

49
202 68
Anna Taylor added Populate

50
540 278
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