Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

1
2,041 884
Labia

2
1,229 506
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

3
1,708 748
Regret

4
1,753 782
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,601 722
Colon

6
1,565 705
Marijuana

7
1,454 655
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,686 773
Enward ("N-Word")

9
1,533 704
Febreze

10
1,224 548
Lasania ("Lasagna")

11
1,354 626
Melanomia

12
1,387 655
C'kret ("Secret")

13
1,129 540
Heistheway ("He is the way")

14
1,107 532
Mouseonskies

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15
269 80
Joe Roy added NyQuila

16
627 278
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

17
1,029 511
DisJuan ("Dis One")

18
763 363
Grapes

19
971 480
Pain

20
1,025 513
Stiffany

21
983 490
Lagina

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22
788 382
Pizzazz

23
937 470
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

24
951 478
Guantanamo

25
1,017 516
Fashionista

26
960 485
Xerox

27
767 380
Spontaneous

28
726 357
Flavor

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29
853 432
Currency

30
774 388
Tequila

31
895 461
Propecia

32
909 478
Male ("Molly")

33
749 388
Jewwanna

34
763 399
JaMocha

35
650 333
Janeezzy

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36
711 370
Amforny

37
714 374
Sinsemellia

38
698 365
Elizabreth

39
739 390
Knyves

40
777 415
Candida

41
621 321
Rhubarb

42
620 321
MyAngel

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43
569 290
Panthy

44
757 407
Khimberleighanna

45
228 82
Anna Taylor added Populate

46
624 326
LadyDi

47
603 314
Mishadow

48
563 290
Clinis

49
556 286
Chameleon

50
769 418
Myreekal ("Miracle")