Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,387 558
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
2,168 935
Labia

3
1,842 791
Regret

4
1,858 816
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,793 801
Enward ("N-Word")

6
1,655 736
Marijuana

7
1,544 685
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,686 759
Colon

9
1,618 731
Febreze

10
1,300 575
Lasania ("Lasagna")

11
1,441 650
Melanomia

12
348 104
Joe Roy added NyQuila

13
1,465 681
C'kret ("Secret")

14
1,203 560
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
687 296
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

16
1,167 553
Mouseonskies

17
1,100 530
DisJuan ("Dis One")

18
1,050 503
Pain

19
1,101 531
Stiffany

20
834 391
Grapes

21
1,046 509
Lagina

22
1,018 496
Guantanamo

23
1,003 492
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

24
839 402
Pizzazz

25
1,014 502
Xerox

26
1,064 535
Fashionista

27
815 395
Spontaneous

28
901 445
Currency

29
232 68
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

30
772 377
Flavor

31
272 92
Anna Taylor added Populate

32
940 478
Propecia

33
802 401
Jewwanna

34
961 495
Male ("Molly")

35
816 413
Tequila

36
819 417
Khimberleighanna

37
695 346
Janeezzy

38
758 384
Amforny

39
612 299
Panthy

40
786 402
Knyves

41
807 415
JaMocha

42
668 333
MyAngel

43
591 288
Heavynli

44
760 388
Sinsemellia

45
747 381
Elizabreth

46
604 300
Clinis

47
821 430
Candida

48
665 338
LadyDi

49
642 325
Mishadow

50
660 336
Myzztik ("Mystic")