Baby Names The Worst Baby Names of All Time  

Carly Kiel
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List Rules Vote UP the stupidest names that are just awful. Vote down the ones that don't bother you. No names of celebrities or their kids. No Orangejello and Lemonjello. No Le-a.

What are the worst baby names ever inked on real birth certificates? Users on reddit reported the worst names they've ever heard in real life, from Khimberleighanna to Regret, from people they've met, taught, worked with, or even been related to. (Not one person knows a real Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha," by the way; myth debunked here.) This is a list of the dumbest baby names of all time, ranked by people like you who just absolutely hate them and feel sorry for the poor kids and think the parents are true idiots who should have their naming privileges revoked. Vote up the dumb baby names that make your blood boil, and vote down the ones that don't even make you think twice.

This list of the stupidest names in history includes the poorly spelled (Myreekal), the ill-advised (Ariyan), the wtf (Panthy), and the just plain weird (Baylem). There are also plenty of the weirdest words that aren't even names, like Spontaneous, Sincere, Raspberry, and Excellence. And Delight. And Spiral. Don't forget awful messes like Xaylie and Tracen, Janeezzy and Dixit. Really bad names. Feel free to add any true abominations that you have seen in the wild.

Also, check out this list of the weirdest celebrity baby names and this one of the best celebrity baby names 2016.

list ordered by

1
1,278 516
ChloeSimpson added Little Sweetmeat

2
2,090 897
Labia

3
1,757 758
Regret

4
1,787 792
Airwrecka ("Erica")

5
1,631 731
Colon

6
1,592 715
Marijuana

7
1,484 662
Kashmoney ("Cash-Monet")

8
1,719 779
Enward ("N-Word")

9
1,251 554
Lasania ("Lasagna")

10
1,561 710
Febreze

11
1,383 633
Melanomia

12
1,414 660
C'kret ("Secret")

13
294 88
Joe Roy added NyQuila

14
1,154 545
Heistheway ("He is the way")

15
1,127 537
Mouseonskies

16
646 282
Marcy Searles added Blumanoze

17
789 366
Grapes

18
1,000 483
Pain

19
1,051 515
DisJuan ("Dis One")

20
1,051 516
Stiffany

21
1,005 493
Lagina

22
974 481
Guantanamo

23
961 474
Wenessdej ("Wednesday")

24
803 387
Pizzazz

25
982 488
Xerox

26
1,035 522
Fashionista

27
785 383
Spontaneous

28
743 362
Flavor

29
868 436
Currency

30
912 464
Propecia

31
788 395
Tequila

32
927 484
Male ("Molly")

33
768 391
Jewwanna

34
668 336
Janeezzy

35
780 403
JaMocha

36
727 373
Amforny

37
758 393
Knyves

38
731 378
Sinsemellia

39
242 85
Anna Taylor added Populate

40
717 370
Elizabreth

41
585 292
Panthy

42
198 60
Brandie Blizzard added YurMajesty

43
779 411
Khimberleighanna

44
637 326
MyAngel

45
794 421
Candida

46
562 282
Heavynli

47
635 328
Rhubarb

48
577 293
Clinis

49
637 330
LadyDi

50
633 328
Myzztik ("Mystic")