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The Absolute Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

Updated December 11, 2019 705 votes 41 voters48 items

List RulesVote up the Christmas songs that bring out the Grinch in you.

Christmas songs are a special kind of music that attracts artists from rock, pop, country, and every other genre. And, just like any other type of music, for every hit song, there are countless duds; so, we present you with the worst Christmas songs of all time.

The entries on this list aren't the most hated Christmas songs because they're overplayed, though many of them are indeed overly-popular, cheesy Christmas songs. From funny Christmas songs, like "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," to downright depressing ones, like "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk on Christmas)," these unfortunate jingles will round out any 2019 playlist of the worst Christmas songs. In addition to awful original Christmas music, this list also includes the worst Christmas song covers, like the Pussycat Dolls' spin on "Santa Baby" and the Basshunter remix of "Jingle Bells" that absolutely nobody asked for. 

What do you think is the worst Christmas song of all time? Vote up the worst Christmas songs, vote down the ones you think are good, and add any that you think we may have missed.

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    2

    Back Door Santa

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    21
    4

    Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk on Christmas)

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    21
    4

    Have a Cheeky Christmas

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    20
    5

    Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS

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    21
    10

    I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

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    14
    5

    Last Christmas

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    15
    8

    Don't Shoot Me Santa

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    18
    12

    Santa Baby

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    10
    2

    The Christmas Shoes

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    11
    5

    Santa Looked A lot Like Daddy

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    15
    11

    Christmas Tree

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    14
    10

    Happy Christmas (War Is Over)

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    10
    4

    Funky, Funky Xmas

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    10
    4

    All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth

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    12
    8

    All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

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    8
    2

    Puppies Are Forever

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    7
    1

    Christmas Conga

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    14
    11

    This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)

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    8
    4

    I Wish It Could Be a Wombling Merry Christmas Everyday

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    8
    4

    Christmas in Blobbyland

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    8
    4

    Santa Claus is Watchin’ You

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    8
    4

    Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

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    2
    1

    Millenium Prayer

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    7
    2

    I'm Gonna Put Some Glue 'Round the Christmas Tree (So Santa Claus Will Stick Around All Year)