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The Most Messed Up Things McGuirk Did on Home Movies

Updated October 13, 2018 618 votes 188 voters 7.5k views18 items

List RulesVote up the worst things Coach McGuirk ever did on Home Movies.

Many people watch Bob's Burgers and Archer nowadays, and many people greatly enjoy the voice of H. Jon Benjamin. However, too many forget that he once played a character named Coach McGuirk who was truly the scourge of human kind. And everyone loved him. Seriously, the guy was deplorable, said some very distressing things, and committed terrible acts that make him anything but a role model. But despite all of the worst things coach McGuirk did, you can't help but adore him as one of your favorite characters on Home Movies

Let's face it, Coach McGuirk being a jerk is easily one of the best reasons to watch the show. His dialogue is sarcastic, biting, and just plain wrong. His actions left you shocked at how horrible he can be. It would be impossible to list every single terrible thing he did, but here is a fairly comprehensive list of just the best worst moments.

So, which of these do you think are the worst coach McGuirk moments on Home Movies? You can vote on the list items below, and laugh at some of your favorite moments in the show's history. Don't worry, coach McGuirk doesn't judge.  These are some the very best Coach McGuirk Home Movies moments.
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    He Head-Butted a Child at the Rennaisance Faire

    He Head-Butted a Child at the Rennaisance Faire
    Video: YouTube
    To be fair, he was very very hungover when he did this, but still. He's at a renaissance faire with children, and he just straight up head-butts a kid in the face. To be fair, the kid was being very annoying. Later in the same episode he completely destroys a port-o-potty, much to the distress of other faire-goers.
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    He Posed as a Lawyer So Poorly That Brendon was Fined for Being Hit By a Car

    He Posed as a Lawyer So Poorly That Brendon was Fined for Being Hit By a Car
    Video: YouTube
    Why Coach McGuirk believes he can do any job besides coaching, or even that job, is something the world may never know. In one case he believes he can represent an injured Brendon in court after the kid had been hit by a car. Somehow, he manages to negotiate Brendon right into being fined and given community service, even though a guy hit him with a car
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    He Tried to Get a Man Fired via Vandalism

    He Tried to Get a Man Fired via Vandalism
    Video: YouTube
    McGuirk's assistant coach, Drew, is talented, good with the kids, kind, generous, and understanding. So of course McGuirk hates him. In order to protect his job and send Drew packing, he proceeds to spray paint vulgar things, all using Drew's name. 
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    He Destroyed The Principal's Car with a Coffee Machine

    He Destroyed The Principal's Car with a Coffee Machine
    Video: YouTube

    When coach McGuirk finally is fired, it's not for the reasons that you might expect. One morning, after getting electrocuted, he launches the coffee maker out the window. It hits the principal's car, severely damaging it. This is just one more example of his rage getting the best of him, but at least he got some comeuppance for it this time.

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