So all dates are perfect, right? Hahaha...
These people from AskReddit are talking about their worst dates. Not only are they incredibly ludicrous, but they're also hilarious. Hollywood: make these into movies.
End Of The Story? No, No I Wish It Was
From Redditor /u/dabbit-secondus
I tried to reconnect with an old flame I hadn’t seen in years and invited her to a party a co-worker of mine was having. She’s now a single mother and hasn’t gone out to a party in years and accepts my invitation readily.
We go the party late because she decided it was imperative that she pre-game, despite my insistence this was a house party and not a kegger and that we weren’t teenagers any more. First thing she does is chug a beer then slide her jeans down to expose her butt so that people could slap it.
She goes hard and ends up throwing up and passing out around 8pm. The party started at 7. I’m cleaning up after her, embarrassed all to hell, when she wakes up and starts throwing up again narrowly missing the trash can I had placed next to her. Eventually I get everything cleaned up, talk to her and decide it’s better to just go back to my place and she can sleep it off in an actual bed.
I put her in my car and go back for her purse. Upon my return I discover my entire car is covered with yet more vomit. I clean that up as best I can (oh god the smell) and take her back to my place and lay her down.
End of the story? No, no I wish it was.
She decides she can’t fall asleep because her clothes are cutting off her oxygen supply so she strips down completely nude in front of me and then passes out. This was my tiny one room studio so I couldn’t go anywhere to give her privacy. I also only owned one blanket and at this point it was freezing. So I stay fully clothed and lay down next to her and try to get some sleep.
About 15 minutes later she gets up and wanders to the other side of the studio, then just stands there, again she is completely nude. I get up and ask her what’s wrong and as soon as the words are out of my mouth she p*sses all over my floor like a dog.
Of course the universe decides this is the day I should run out of cleaning supplies, so I make a (by now) midnight run to a 24 hour CVS, clean everything up and then I can’t sleep the rest of the night.
Morning comes and I take her home, never spoke to her again. Heard she stopped drinking and got married though.Is this a bad date?
Got Some Sympathy Orange Wedges
From Redditor /u/roonilwazlib96
Went to a public park for a picnic with a high school bf because we were both young and broke; I brought all the food and all the blankets and stuff, he essentially just showed up. It was sports day at the park so there were a lot of kids/families around. I also had a severe back injury so I couldn’t really do much other than sit around awkwardly.
The guy arrived late to the park and immediately proceeded to try and make out with me, and became very clear he was only there for action, which I wasn’t interested in at all. I kept trying to initiate conversation with the guy but he refused at literally pounced on me and knocked me on my back to try and get some action. When it became very clear that I wouldn’t give him any, he got pissed and left immediately. Because of my back injury, I couldn’t sit up until some nice soccer mums gave me a hand.
Got some 10/10 sympathy orange wedges from the soccer mums thoIs this a bad date?
From Redditor /u/crystalvelociraptor
Tinder date picked me up, we were supposed to go watch a movie but he needed to stop at his apt first. Fine. We get there.. its covered in filth. A dirty mattress in the living room was accompanied by a torn up leather couch. Entire place looked like a swamp. Having had enough of the side detour which turned out to be a stop for him to play a mobile game, I asked to leave to go see the movie. He instead took me grocery shopping with him and then took me home. Yay!Is this a bad date?
She Brought Her Brother
From Redditor /u/Hardcore_EHS
Teenage date, met up at a mall. She brought her brother, who was the same age as her, and spent most of the time talking to him, and they were really physical, even kissing each other multiple times.
I genuinely think I was accidentally intruding on some incest. I had added her on Facebook, and I noticed later that they talked to each other and made flirty comments towards each other constantly.Is this a bad date?