Among the countless number of firearms designed and built in the last few centuries, a select few lay claim to being the worst. Some are so bizarre that they could have only come from the mind of a madman. Others among the worst weapons were products of necessity, designed and built during desperate times by nations at war. Still a few of the worst firearms in history are new spins on an old product, but just don't work as well.
Bad guns have many differences, but a few key similarities, no matter if it's a tiny Kolibri pistol, a nuclear warhead firing Davy Crockett rifle, a futuristic Gyro Jet, or a ludicrous volley gun. They tend to be hard to fire, bulky, inaccurate, and prone to jamming. They're impractical, often to the point of being pointless. At their very worst, they have a nasty habit of maiming their owners through horrible recoil and flying parts. Whether you're fending off pirates in the 1800s or target shooting in 2015, these are things you don't want in a gun.
Here are some of the worst, most impractical, least effective guns ever made.
Cochran Turret RevolverVideo: YouTube
With the advent of the Colt Revolver in the early 1830s, a number of gun manufacturers tried to develop their own versions of the iconic revolving mechanism. Likely the strangest was the concept of the "turret gun." The turret was a round disc with holes bored into it that would hold powder and a ball. To fire the next ball, you moved the disc from an empty hole to a loaded one.
It's not the worst theory, but it winds up with the shooter essentially having a loaded gun pointed at them. If the gun misfired, which it did often, the other chambers could discharge - including the one pointing at the shooter. Needless to say, turret guns did not spark the public's imagination.1,054384Is this the worst?
Soldiers in World War I needed light, powerful machine guns that could be easily moved during attacks, and provide copious firepower for defense. Unfortunately for French troops, they had the Chauchat light machine gun. Its construction was so shoddy that parts weren't interchangeable, while the distinctive magazine had large holes that easily became caked in mud, making the weapon useless.
It jammed easily, overheated, and was impossible to aim.1,332523Is this the worst?
Nambu Type 94 Pistol
While popular with Japanese servicemen, the Nambu Type 94 was plagued with a number of design problems. It was difficult to reload, and had delicate parts that would break easily when being disassembled. The magazine would also fall out if the pistol was jammed in a holster too hard.
But by far the worst problem with the gun was that because of its design, it could accidentally fire without pulling the trigger if tapped on the side too hard.914380Is this the worst?
The problem of how to shoot around a corner has plagued soldiers since the invention of the gun. Nazi Germany thought they'd figured out a solution with the Krummlauf, a curved barrel attachment for the MP-44 assault rifle. Theoretically, the attachment could send bullets from a covered position at a high rate, but in practice the bullets often came out at weird angles, shattering the attachment and turning it into a shotgun that could easily kills its user.
The barrels also wore out quickly, often after just a few hundred rounds.786383Is this the worst?