halloween The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag  

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List Rules Your least-favorite Halloween candy of all time.

What is the worst Halloween candy ever? Oh, the choices are seemingly endless: Whether it's that creepy older lady down the street who insists that little boxes of raisins are just wonderful for the trick-or-treaters, or the health food nut next door who believes that trail mix makes a perfect treat, we've all been stuck with terrible Halloween candy at one point or another. That's what this list is all about: The nastiest, grossest, stupidest, worst things to get when trick-or-treating. Be sure to vote, and add any ridiculously bad Halloween candy you've gotten, too.

Here's the thing about the worst Halloween candy: Sometimes, people give out things that aren't candy at all. Look, if you run out of Snickers or Reese's peanut butter cups (no doubt among the best Halloween candy choices ever) just turn the porch light *off*. Don't go scrounging around the house for other things to dump on unsuspecting kids (and yes, that means no packets of sugar-free hot chocolate, Splenda, or Taco Bell hot sauce). Resist the urge to give out coupons, too, because kids don't CARE. They want their treats, and they want them now -- not next week, not next month.

Consider this list a guide for what *not* to give the adorable trick-or-treaters who show up at your door this Halloween...unless you actually want your yard TP'ed. If so, then by all means, hand out some horrible generic made-in-China knockoff Halloween candy to the sweet, eager, costumed faces that hold out their sweet, adorable plastic Jack-o-lanterns and offer you the "trick or treat" holiday greeting. Your "candy" will wind up in the discard pile once everything's divvied up, and you'll become the pariah of the neighborhood.

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Religious Tracts/Jack Chick Bo... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
MadameLil added Religious Tracts/Jack Chick Books

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464 180
Razor Apples is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
CrossbonesGT added Razor Apples

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443 209
Toothbrush is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Toothbrush or toothpaste, or dental floss, or any other dental health-related items

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406 178
Splenda is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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364 177
veggies is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
kaylive added veggies

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432 225
Pencils is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Pencils

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417 245
Circus Peanuts is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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239 93
Razor Blades is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
killakane94 added Razor Blades

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393 236
Pennies is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Pennies or any other small denomination of money (nickels, dimes)

10
379 204
Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets

11
346 192
Leftover Easter Candy is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Leftover Easter Candy

12
350 227
Liquorice is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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340 203
Coupons is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Coupons

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345 217
Raisin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

The Best Halloween Candy Ever. Ever.

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240 141
Drugs is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Drugs

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320 224
Apple is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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286 193
Wax lips is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Wax Lips ...and wax bottle candy, or wax anything else

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210 131
Raisins is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Raisins

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297 206
Plastic Spider Rings is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Plastic Spider Rings

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282 208
Popcorn Balls is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Popcorn Balls

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291 224
Generic Hard Candy is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Generic Hard Candy

The Best Stacy's Pita Chips Flavors of All Time

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248 225
Trail mix is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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268 201
Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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270 210
Necco is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

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202 162
Mints is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
wiabux added Mints

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255 211
Good & Plenty is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Good & Plenty

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226 206
Peanut Butter Crackers is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Peanut Butter Crackers

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141 109
Twilight Candy is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Twilight Candy

The Best Candy Ever Made

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78 56
Sugar is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
reinaldo added Sugar

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205 216
Banana Taffy is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
analise.dubner added Banana Taffy

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177 187
Pretzels is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
wiabux added Pretzels

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80 69
Bottled water is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
RobLein added Bottled water

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88 91
Protein Bars is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
l362133 added Protein Bars

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29 13
Vomit Flavor Jelly Belly Jelly... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Vomit Flavor Jelly Belly Jelly Bean

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182 239
Candy corn is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
MadameLil added Candy Corn

69 Awesome McDonald's Dishes You Can't Buy in America

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28 14
Canned Food is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Canned Food

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51 61
Zagnut is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
RobLein added Zagnut

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27 15
stale candy is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added stale candy

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23 13
Valentine's Candy is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Valentine's Candy Does this need an explanation?  Come on!

40
24 16
A Rock... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added A Rock... Just like Charlie Brown got for Halloween.

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22 14
Christmas Candy is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Christmas Candy It's either way too early....or WAY too late

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173 236
Dubble Bubble is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

Pumpkin Recipes | Roasted Pumpkin Seeds

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21 14
NOTHING.... ): is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added NOTHING.... ):

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16 11
Wax Bottles is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Wax Bottles

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15 13
Dots is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Dots

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150 224
Hot chocolate is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Hot Chocolate especially the sugar-free packets

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13 11
Boston Baked Beans candy is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Boston Baked Beans candy

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16 15
Tootsie Roll is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Tootsie Roll

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15 14
Cotton candy is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Cotton candy The kind that comes in little balls in sealed bags.  Dry, tasteless, not fresh, gross.

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14 13
Candy Buttons is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Worst Things to Get in Your Trick-or-Treat Bag
Siersha 2 added Candy Buttons