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The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made  

Jake Baumgart
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List Rules Vote up the strangest and silliest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have had one of the longest and most successful runs of the modern age. The merchandising push behind these heroes in a half shell is still noteworthy today and the toy line is legendary. The first run ran for almost a decade, from 1988 to 1997. With that many action figures, playsets, and accessories, there are bound to be more than a few stinkers. In fact, there are more than enough for a list of the worst Ninja Turtles figures!

This isn't meant to take these classic toys down a peg. Instead, this is a celebration of their awfulness. Any toy company can crank out a handful of action figures and playsets for the next big thing. What Playmates did was go beyond the comic or TV show. They were making up characters, vehicles, and situations that left even the most imaginative kid scratching their head. Sure, it was probably a cash grab to bank on a fad before it faded but the company and brand were able to keep this concept alive for a very long time. Can you think of another toy line that recreated "YMCA" hit-makers the Village People?

So pop in that old Ninja Turtles VHS and pour yourself a bowl of Turtles Cereal, Mac and Cheese, or Chef Boyardee (your choice!) and dig into this ultra list of the worst TMNT action figures ever made!

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Turtle Trolls
Turtle Trolls is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made
Photo: TMNT Toys
They turned the Ninja Turtles into trolls to create the ultimate in toys no one wanted to play with. 
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Needlenose
Needlenose is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made
Photo: TMNT Toys
Why would the good guys mutate the most annoying animal of all time?! If you mutate a mosquito, aren't you also mutating the West Nile and Zika viruses inside them?
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Midshipman Mike
Midshipman Mike is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made
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It's even harder to take Mike seriously as a ninja when he's dressed like Shipwreck from the G.I. Joes.
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Pizzaface
Pizzaface is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made
Photo: TMNT Toys
This guy doesn't seem like a mutant as much as he just looks like a disgusting short order cook. 
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