Every Single One Of The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have had one of the longest and most successful runs of the modern age. The merchandising push behind these heroes in a half shell is still noteworthy today and the toy line is legendary. The first run ran for almost a decade, from 1988 to 1997. With that many action figures, playsets, and accessories, there are bound to be more than a few stinkers. In fact, there are more than enough for a list of the worst Ninja Turtles figures!
This isn't meant to take these classic toys down a peg. Instead, this is a celebration of their awfulness. Any toy company can crank out a handful of action figures and playsets for the next big thing. What Playmates did was go beyond the comic or TV show. They were making up characters, vehicles, and situations that left even the most imaginative kid scratching their head. Sure, it was probably a cash grab to bank on a fad before it faded but the company and brand were able to keep this concept alive for a very long time. Can you think of another toy line that recreated "YMCA" hit-makers the Village People?
So pop in that old Ninja Turtles VHS and pour yourself a bowl of Turtles Cereal, Mac and Cheese, or Chef Boyardee (your choice!) and dig into this ultra list of the worst TMNT action figures ever made!
- 11,374 VOTES
Turtle TrollsThey turned the Ninja Turtles into trolls to create the ultimate in toys no one wanted to play with.
- 2772 VOTES
Road Ready MutationsThese guys are more than meets the eye, meaning they transform into cars. Because stealing another toy's concept is just how the business works, kid.
- 31,124 VOTES
Pizza Tossin’ Ninja TurtlesBesides the fact that shooting pizzas out of your chest is kind of a lame power, the sculpt on their faces makes these figures pretty terrifying.
- 4717 VOTES
Farmer Mike and His Turtle TractorThe crazy thing is that this isn't even the only farmer turtle toy they released.
- 5810 VOTES
Bodacious Birthday TurtlesLeo is looking pretty uncomfortable between these two. Probably with good reason.
- 61,067 VOTES
PizzafaceThis guy doesn't seem like a mutant as much as he just looks like a disgusting short order cook.