Every Single One Of The Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures Ever Made

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Vote up the strangest and silliest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have had one of the longest and most successful runs of the modern age. The merchandising push behind these heroes in a half shell is still noteworthy today and the toy line is legendary. The first run ran for almost a decade, from 1988 to 1997. With that many action figures, playsets, and accessories, there are bound to be more than a few stinkers. In fact, there are more than enough for a list of the worst Ninja Turtles figures!

This isn't meant to take these classic toys down a peg. Instead, this is a celebration of their awfulness. Any toy company can crank out a handful of action figures and playsets for the next big thing. What Playmates did was go beyond the comic or TV show. They were making up characters, vehicles, and situations that left even the most imaginative kid scratching their head. Sure, it was probably a cash grab to bank on a fad before it faded but the company and brand were able to keep this concept alive for a very long time. Can you think of another toy line that recreated "YMCA" hit-makers the Village People?

So pop in that old Ninja Turtles VHS and pour yourself a bowl of Turtles Cereal, Mac and Cheese, or Chef Boyardee (your choice!) and dig into this ultra list of the worst TMNT action figures ever made!

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  • 1
    1,374 VOTES

    Turtle Trolls

    Turtle Trolls
    Photo: TMNT Toys
    They turned the Ninja Turtles into trolls to create the ultimate in toys no one wanted to play with. 
    1,374 votes
  • 2
    772 VOTES

    Road Ready Mutations

    Road Ready Mutations
    Photo: TMNT Toys
    These guys are more than meets the eye, meaning they transform into cars. Because stealing another toy's concept is just how the business works, kid.
    772 votes
  • 3
    1,124 VOTES

    Pizza Tossin’ Ninja Turtles

    Pizza Tossin’ Ninja Turtles
    Photo: TMNT Toys
    Besides the fact that shooting pizzas out of your chest is kind of a lame power, the sculpt on their faces makes these figures pretty terrifying.
    1,124 votes
  • 4
    717 VOTES

    Farmer Mike and His Turtle Tractor

    Farmer Mike and His Turtle Tractor
    Photo: TMNT Toys
    The crazy thing is that this isn't even the only farmer turtle toy they released.
    717 votes
  • 5
    810 VOTES

    Bodacious Birthday Turtles

    Bodacious Birthday Turtles
    Photo: TMNT Toys
    Leo is looking pretty uncomfortable between these two. Probably with good reason. 
    810 votes
  • 6
    1,067 VOTES

    Pizzaface

    Pizzaface
    Photo: TMNT Toys
    This guy doesn't seem like a mutant as much as he just looks like a disgusting short order cook. 
    1,067 votes