Thought Provoking The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the most annoying, horrifying, and downright scary noises your neighbors make.

Unless you live in the woods or in an ice cave, you probably have to deal with a few very annoying neighbors. Some times they can be cool, but most of the time they’re just infuriating noise machines that make you want to live in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean. Case in point: the upstairs neighbor who has been vacuuming for a full hour, and probably doesn't even have carpet up there.

Annoying neighbors and noisy neighbors can take on many forms. From the frat boys who can’t stop blasting EDM at 2 am, to the artsy types who work on their audition pieces long into the night, they’re all making far too much noise and driving most of their fellow tenants and neighborhood dwellers insane. If you’re not sure if your neighbor fits the criteria for being SUPER ANNOYING, then just check out this list of the worst noises your neighbors make and start taking notes.

To be fair, everyone has probably played the part of the annoying neighbor at one point in their life without even knowing it. Who among us hasn’t listened to Lady Gaga at full volume on a Wednesday night? The difference between us and all those annoying neighbors out there is that we know when to call it a day. So from up here on your high horse, revel in the fact that you don't normally do the things on this list of annoying neighbor sounds.

Vote up the most annoying noises that your neighbors make and all the worst neighbor pet peeves. If your neighbor's special annoying noise isn't listed, add it and then file a noise complaint.

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608 164
Barking Dogs is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Barking Dogs

2
557 144
Non-Stop Engine Revving is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Non-Stop Engine Revving

3
588 160
Mowing the Lawn at 6 am is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Mowing the Lawn at 6 am

4
466 172
Random Screaming is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Random Screaming

5
399 185
All Night Dance Parties is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
All Night Dance Parties

6
327 182
When They Yell at Their Dogs is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
When They Yell at Their Dogs

7
341 195
Hammering on the Walls is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Hammering on the Walls

8
330 192
Arguing Like the British House... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Arguing Like the British House of Commons

9
342 210
Fireworks in April is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Fireworks in April

10
306 203
Late Night Band Practice is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Late Night Band Practice

11
300 201
Watching TV at Top Volume is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Watching TV at Top Volume

12
323 227
Crying Babies is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Crying Babies

13
298 211
Walking Around in Heels on Woo... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Walking Around in Heels on Wood Floors at 3 am

14
269 186
Running Up and Down the Stairs is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Running Up and Down the Stairs

15
161 96
Leaf Blowers at Any Time of Da... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
VickiSmith added Leaf Blowers at Any Time of Day

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82 30
Slamming Doors is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Alaina Hillman added Slamming Doors

17
226 189
Watching Super Loud Adult Film... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Watching Super Loud Adult Films

18
243 207
Crazy Loud Sex is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Crazy Loud Sex

19
191 187
Late Night Tap Class is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Late Night Tap Class

20
201 204
Non-Stop Coughing is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Non-Stop Coughing

21
189 200
Super Loud Birthday Parties is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Super Loud Birthday Parties

22
50 34
Knocking on Walls is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Markiplier added Knocking on Walls

23
176 197
Loud Vacuuming is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Loud Vacuuming

24
167 206
Throwing Up is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Throwing Up

25
40 37
Smoking is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Jason M Hall added

26
21 29
Screeching Sliding Glass Door is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
SethBaker added Screeching Sliding Glass Door

27
23 42
Laughing is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Jason M Hall added

28
131 217
Playing Videogames ALL NIGHT is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Playing Videogames ALL NIGHT

29
127 212
Their Stupid Talking Bird is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Their Stupid Talking Bird

30
97 181
Whistling is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
TheWelshGuy added Whistling

31
91 181
Rehearsing Their One Man Show is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Rehearsing Their One Man Show

32
96 191
Their Sleep Apnea Machine is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Their Sleep Apnea Machine

33
85 175
Jumping on the Bed is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Jumping on the Bed

34
79 172
Their Work Out Regimen is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Their Work Out Regimen

35
64 173
Insanely Loud Cooking is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Insanely Loud Cooking

36
59 174
Singing in the Shower is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Singing in the Shower

37
53 191
Typewriter is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
BrianNowakowski added