culture The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make  

Jacob Shelton
13.6k votes 1.1k voters 14.5k views 37 items

List Rules Upvote the most annoying, horrifying, and downright scary noises your neighbors make.

Unless you live in the woods or in an ice cave, you probably have to deal with a few very annoying neighbors. Some times they can be cool, but most of the time they’re just infuriating noise machines that make you want to live in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean. Case in point: the upstairs neighbor who has been vacuuming for a full hour, and probably doesn't even have carpet up there.

Annoying neighbors and noisy neighbors can take on many forms. From the frat boys who can’t stop blasting EDM at 2 am, to the artsy types who work on their audition pieces long into the night, they’re all making far too much noise and driving most of their fellow tenants and neighborhood dwellers insane. If you’re not sure if your neighbor fits the criteria for being SUPER ANNOYING, then just check out this list of the worst noises your neighbors make and start taking notes.

To be fair, everyone has probably played the part of the annoying neighbor at one point in their life without even knowing it. Who among us hasn’t listened to Lady Gaga at full volume on a Wednesday night? The difference between us and all those annoying neighbors out there is that we know when to call it a day. So from up here on your high horse, revel in the fact that you don't normally do the things on this list of annoying neighbor sounds.

Vote up the most annoying noises that your neighbors make and all the worst neighbor pet peeves. If your neighbor's special annoying noise isn't listed, add it and then file a noise complaint.

1
586 159
Barking Dogs is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Barking Dogs

2
573 154
Mowing the Lawn at 6 am is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Mowing the Lawn at 6 am

3
537 140
Non-Stop Engine Revving is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Non-Stop Engine Revving

4
445 169
Random Screaming is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Random Screaming

5
382 180
All Night Dance Parties is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
All Night Dance Parties

6
315 174
When They Yell at Their Dogs is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
When They Yell at Their Dogs

7
328 187
Hammering on the Walls is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Hammering on the Walls

8
319 184
Arguing Like the British House... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Arguing Like the British House of Commons

9
327 205
Fireworks in April is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Fireworks in April

10
292 198
Late Night Band Practice is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Late Night Band Practice

11
287 196
Watching TV at Top Volume is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Watching TV at Top Volume

12
311 218
Crying Babies is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Crying Babies

13
288 202
Walking Around in Heels on Woo... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Walking Around in Heels on Wood Floors at 3 am

14
260 178
Running Up and Down the Stairs is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Running Up and Down the Stairs

19 Everyday Things That Are Making You Dumber

15
151 90
Leaf Blowers at Any Time of Da... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
VickiSmith added Leaf Blowers at Any Time of Day

16
70 24
Slamming Doors is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Alaina Hillman added Slamming Doors

17
214 183
Watching Super Loud Porn is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Watching Super Loud Porn

18
229 201
Crazy Loud Sex is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Crazy Loud Sex

19
192 196
Non-Stop Coughing is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Non-Stop Coughing

20
178 182
Late Night Tap Class is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Late Night Tap Class

21
180 195
Super Loud Birthday Parties is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Super Loud Birthday Parties

The Best Howard Stern News Pranks Performed by Captain Janks

22
167 190
Loud Vacuuming is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Loud Vacuuming

23
39 29
Knocking on Walls is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Markiplier added Knocking on Walls

24
162 195
Throwing Up is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Throwing Up

25
30 31
Smoking is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Jason M Hall added Smoking

26
17 20
Screeching Sliding Glass Door is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
SethBaker added Screeching Sliding Glass Door

27
20 31
Laughing is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Jason M Hall added Laughing

28
128 207
Playing Videogames ALL NIGHT is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Playing Videogames ALL NIGHT

Ways to Make Sure You Die Happy

29
122 204
Their Stupid Talking Bird is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Their Stupid Talking Bird

30
93 173
Whistling is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
TheWelshGuy added Whistling

31
95 180
Their Sleep Apnea Machine is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Their Sleep Apnea Machine

32
86 172
Rehearsing Their One Man Show is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Rehearsing Their One Man Show

33
81 166
Jumping on the Bed is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Jumping on the Bed

34
75 162
Their Work Out Regimen is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Their Work Out Regimen

35
61 163
Insanely Loud Cooking is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Insanely Loud Cooking

36
56 165
Singing in the Shower is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
Singing in the Shower

37
50 180
Typewriter is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Worst Noises Your Neighbors Make
BrianNowakowski added Pounding on Their Typewriter