List Rules Upvote everyone who's ruined your experience at the airport.
Characters as old as Maryland's College Park Airport, the most loathsome denizens of the airport are now rank-able for both your pleasure and judgment. There's that one kind of person that annoys the sh*t out of you more than others, but who are they? Those who aren't prepared to take their shoes off? The person who goes-off on TSA? That weeping baby in the back? Every single kind of person on this list does truly deserve to be on this list.
Sense of boundaries, in general, aren't exactly commonplace when you're flying, but everyone needs to band together and maybe pretend we live in a society on a planet with civilized human beings. Nobody should be able to smell any part of you at the airport. If you're about to fly, cool it on the body spray and/or perfume, shower, and only do a standard deodorization; your is to smell like fresh air, that is to say, like nothing at all. You're about to be trapped in a metal death-trap with a large number of strangers and you can only assume you're going to be the most thoughtful one (because if you do that, you will be right).
If you can avoid being every single one of these people, then you win, and so does the rest of the world. Godspeed.
That Girl Who Knew Her Bag Needed To Be Checked
People Who Don't Advance When There's A Football Field Between Them And The Next Person
The Family In Front Of You With More Bags Than God Who Clearly Haven't Unpacked Their Laptops
Sick People Who Still Want To Touch Everything
Anyone Pushing Ahead Like They're In A Moshpit And Not Baggage Claim
People Who Don't Know The Rules That Everyone Already Knows
The Guy Who Waits Until The Last Second To Unlace His Complicated Footwear
The Poor Planner Who Now Needs Everyone To Be In A Hurry Like Him
People Who Are Just "Taking Their Time"
Anyone Blocking TSA Exits In Order To Get Dressed
People Who Don't Know Your Boundaries
People With Stinky Feet
People Wearing Entire Costumes They Know They'll Have To Take Off
People Who Don't Push Along Jammed Tubs At TSA
Anyone With Righteous Indignation Towards The TSA
People Having Heated, Intense, Personal Relationships In Line
People Who Can't Lift Their Own Bags (How'd You Get This Far?)
The Couple Who Can't Remove Themselves From Each Other