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The Worst People In Every College Dorm

If you’re like most college freshmen, you’re living in a dorm with a bunch of new people with all kinds of quirky personal tics. It probably seems like you’re the only normal person living in the whole place. Well get used to that feeling, because the people in your dorm are your new friends and de facto family members for the rest of the semester, if not the rest of the year. Sometimes it seems like everyone who lives in a college dorm spent their senior year of high school studying every teen movie they could get their hands on in order to establish an identity for themselves. The young men and women are not only unique snowflakes, they’re also the worst people in your dorm.

The types of people in dorms are hands down some of the worst people that you’ll ever meet. But pretty much everyone at that age is the worst, so at least most of them will grow out of it by senior year. Hopefully. Everyone who goes to college assumes that they’ll run into a couple of party animals and definitely a couple of bros, but no one is ready to meet the girl who won’t stop crying. If you’re getting ready to go away to college for your freshman year, study this collection of the worst people in your dorm room. It just might save your life.

Vote on the worst type of person to be stuck with in your dorm, and if we missed someone that really gets on your nerves, add them to the list.
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  • 1
    169
    79

    The Girl Who Wants to Share ALL of Your Stuff

  • 2
    169
    80

    The Couple Who Won't Stop Having Sex

  • 3
    166
    80

    The Hoarder

  • 4
    177
    97

    The Fake Friendly RA

  • 5
    172
    97

    Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy

  • 6
    151
    84

    The Coolest Guy in High School

  • 7
    160
    96

    The Passive Aggressive Girl on Your Floor

  • 8
    131
    73

    The Party Animal

  • 9
    142
    83

    The Rich Kid

  • 10
    122
    66

    The Existential Pot Head

  • 11
    110
    61

    The Wannabe Frat Guy

  • 12
    125
    74

    The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying

  • 13
    158
    107

    The Girl Who's Still Dating Her High School Boyfriend

  • 14
    110
    65

    The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much

  • 15
    108
    73

    The Acoustic Guitar Guy

  • 16
    137
    101

    The Neat Freak

  • 17
    76
    45

    The Guy Who Stopped Going to Class and Is Just Hanging Out Until the End of the Semester

  • 18
    84
    56

    The Liquor Bottle Guy

  • 19
    95
    70

    The Dude Who Never Leaves His Room

  • 20
    113
    89

    The Home Sick Girl

  • 21
    82
    60

    Gross Jocks

  • 22
    74
    57

    The Guy Who's Never on Time

  • 23
    81
    68

    The Girl Who's Always in the Common Room

  • 24
    69
    57

    The Narc

  • 25
    65
    54

    The Exhibitionist