College The Worst People In Every College Dorm  

Jacob Shelton
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If you’re like most college freshmen, you’re living in a dorm with a bunch of new people with all kinds of quirky personal tics. It probably seems like you’re the only normal person living in the whole place. Well get used to that feeling, because the people in your dorm are your new friends and de facto family members for the rest of the semester, if not the rest of the year. Sometimes it seems like everyone who lives in a college dorm spent their senior year of high school studying every teen movie they could get their hands on in order to establish an identity for themselves. The young men and women are not only unique snowflakes, they’re also the worst people in your dorm.

The types of people in dorms are hands down some of the worst people that you’ll ever meet. But pretty much everyone at that age is the worst, so at least most of them will grow out of it by senior year. Hopefully. Everyone who goes to college assumes that they’ll run into a couple of party animals and definitely a couple of bros, but no one is ready to meet the girl who won’t stop crying. If you’re getting ready to go away to college for your freshman year, study this collection of the worst people in your dorm room. It just might save your life.

Vote on the worst type of person to be stuck with in your dorm, and if we missed someone that really gets on your nerves, add them to the list.
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257 119
The Hoarder is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Hoarder

2
250 126
The Girl Who Wants to Share AL... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who Wants to Share ALL of Your Stuff

3
247 127
The Couple Who Won't Stop ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Couple Who Won't Stop Having Sex

4
269 157
The Fake Friendly RA is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Fake Friendly RA

5
263 154
Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy

6
246 148
The Passive Aggressive Girl on... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Passive Aggressive Girl on Your Floor

7
221 134
The Coolest Guy in High School is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Coolest Guy in High School

8
209 127
The Rich Kid is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Rich Kid

9
191 115
The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying

10
188 115
The Party Animal is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Party Animal

11
165 100
The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much

12
244 167
The Girl Who's Still Datin... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who's Still Dating Her High School Boyfriend

13
167 104
The Existential Pot Head is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Existential Pot Head

14
153 96
The Wannabe Frat Guy is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Wannabe Frat Guy

15
225 157
The Neat Freak is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Neat Freak

16
162 113
The Acoustic Guitar Guy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Acoustic Guitar Guy

17
179 135
The Home Sick Girl is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Home Sick Girl

18
139 101
The Dude Who Never Leaves His ... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Dude Who Never Leaves His Room

19
106 73
The Guy Who Stopped Going to C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Guy Who Stopped Going to Class and Is Just Hanging Out Until the End of the Semester

20
120 91
The Liquor Bottle Guy is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Liquor Bottle Guy

21
114 87
The Guy Who's Never on Tim... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Guy Who's Never on Time

22
127 101
The Girl Who's Always in t... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who's Always in the Common Room

23
122 98
Gross Jocks is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
Gross Jocks

24
90 79
The Smarty Pants is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Smarty Pants

25
101 91
The Narc is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Narc

26
95 86
The Exhibitionist is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Exhibitionist

27
94 93
The Sensitive Poet is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Sensitive Poet

28
86 87
The Best Buds is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Best Buds

29
109 113
The Thespian is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Thespian

30
71 90
The Young Che Guevara is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Young Che Guevara