College The Worst People In Every College Dorm  

Jacob Shelton
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If you’re like most college freshmen, you’re living in a dorm with a bunch of new people with all kinds of quirky personal tics. It probably seems like you’re the only normal person living in the whole place. Well get used to that feeling, because the people in your dorm are your new friends and de facto family members for the rest of the semester, if not the rest of the year. Sometimes it seems like everyone who lives in a college dorm spent their senior year of high school studying every teen movie they could get their hands on in order to establish an identity for themselves. The young men and women are not only unique snowflakes, they’re also the worst people in your dorm.

The types of people in dorms are hands down some of the worst people that you’ll ever meet. But pretty much everyone at that age is the worst, so at least most of them will grow out of it by senior year. Hopefully. Everyone who goes to college assumes that they’ll run into a couple of party animals and definitely a couple of bros, but no one is ready to meet the girl who won’t stop crying. If you’re getting ready to go away to college for your freshman year, study this collection of the worst people in your dorm room. It just might save your life.

Vote on the worst type of person to be stuck with in your dorm, and if we missed someone that really gets on your nerves, add them to the list.
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255 118
The Hoarder is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Hoarder

2
247 125
The Girl Who Wants to Share AL... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who Wants to Share ALL of Your Stuff

3
245 125
The Couple Who Won't Stop ... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Couple Who Won't Stop Having Sex

4
259 153
Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
Guy Who Is Way Too Comfy

5
264 157
The Fake Friendly RA is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Fake Friendly RA

6
243 146
The Passive Aggressive Girl on... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Passive Aggressive Girl on Your Floor

7
218 133
The Coolest Guy in High School is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Coolest Guy in High School

8
205 126
The Rich Kid is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Rich Kid

9
188 114
The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who Won't Stop Crying

10
186 113
The Party Animal is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Party Animal

11
162 99
The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The RA Who Cares WAY Too Much

12
165 102
The Existential Pot Head is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Existential Pot Head

13
242 166
The Girl Who's Still Datin... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who's Still Dating Her High School Boyfriend

14
223 156
The Neat Freak is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Neat Freak

15
150 96
The Wannabe Frat Guy is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Wannabe Frat Guy

16
160 112
The Acoustic Guitar Guy is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Acoustic Guitar Guy

17
177 134
The Home Sick Girl is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Home Sick Girl

18
136 101
The Dude Who Never Leaves His ... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Dude Who Never Leaves His Room

19
104 72
The Guy Who Stopped Going to C... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Guy Who Stopped Going to Class and Is Just Hanging Out Until the End of the Semester

20
118 90
The Liquor Bottle Guy is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Liquor Bottle Guy

21
113 86
The Guy Who's Never on Tim... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Guy Who's Never on Time

22
126 100
The Girl Who's Always in t... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Girl Who's Always in the Common Room

23
120 98
Gross Jocks is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
Gross Jocks

24
94 85
The Exhibitionist is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Exhibitionist

25
88 79
The Smarty Pants is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Smarty Pants

26
98 91
The Narc is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Narc

27
86 85
The Best Buds is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Best Buds

28
91 93
The Sensitive Poet is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Sensitive Poet

29
108 113
The Thespian is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Thespian

30
69 90
The Young Che Guevara is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst People In Every College Dorm
The Young Che Guevara